Today a special treat. Haldis wrote a bit of fiction for the Adrien English 20th Anniversary Celebration. Well, as you know, the celebration got a little bit lost in current events, as I didn't want to lose this wonderful little bit of backstory, so I've folded it into the calendar.
Cloak and Dagger
Haldis
Angus
was sitting in his dark room, enthralled by a shiny, jeweled dagger when the
call came in from the employment agency.
The
thing was, Angus hadn’t been looking for daggers when he noticed the catalogue
left by one of the gang after last night’s get together to watch the latest
episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. No, what he really wanted was a cloak. One
that said he was serious, but totally cool, while casting a spell, or working a
circle, or summoning a demon. The black hoodie he had been using wasn’t ideal,
but he wasn’t desperate enough to make a cloak out of a black trash bag and
electrical tape like that one guy last semester. He was willing to wait until
he had the money to afford a real cloak.
Angus
had picked up the catalogue off the milk crate that he used as a table and
started flipping through the pages. Most of the stuff was crazy new age stuff
like weird jewelry and prisms.
He flipped a page. Crystals.
Flipped a page. Oh, cool, panpipes.
Flipped a page. Finally, cloaks.
And there were a lot of cloaks.
Gauzy, flowery cloaks, Maid Marion cloaks, red cloaks, purple cloaks, green
cloaks. And they were made with a variety of different materials. Nylon,
cotton, velvet. One of the velvet cloaks was black with a satiny red lining
that reminded him of a Halloween vampire. Angus was pretty sure that if he ever
became a vampire, he would never wear a red-lined velvet cloak. No, he would be
like Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, wearing a leather jacket, and be all
confident and say the coolest things, and not all broody and mumbly like Angel.
Angus
flipped another page and found a plain black cloak that looked pretty cool, but
he would need to get a job before he could afford it.
He
flipped a page. Candles, in red, black, white.
Flipped
a page. Wow, a stuffed raven. Some goth that used to hang with them, (Amy?
Allie? Rachel?) used to quote some poem about a raven. It was a famous poem.
Rapping and tapping. Reminded Angus of a knock knock joke.
Knock
knock.
Who’s
there?
Flipped
a page. Staffs, wands.
Raven.
Raven,
who?
Flip.
Oh, cool, skulls.
Raven
lunatic.
Angus
snorted at his joke.
Flip. Swords, knives, and oh wow. Daggers.
Maybe he
should get a dagger. Something in silver. You could control a demon with
silver. Or was it kill demons with silver? Or maybe that was werewolves?
Regardless, silver sounded like a good choice. With a red ruby jewel that
looked like the blood of his enemies.
There
were a variety of daggers on the page, with names like athame, boline and…. How
did you even pronounce sgian dubh? Many were simple blades with either black or
white handles. Some had elaborate, curved blades. Others had fancy hilts and
shiny blades.
He
wondered if there was a class he could sign up for next semester to help him
chose. Blades 101.
And then
he noticed the bright silver dagger with the runes etched along the blade, and
a brilliant blue sapphire in the hilt. It was amazing. It held Angus befuddled.
Bewildered? Bewitched? Yes, he was definitely bewitched.
The
ringing of the phone startled him out of his bewitchedness.
“’lo”,
Angus answered the phone. It was the employment agency.
“K”, he
mumbled in response. He wrote down the address of a business in Pasadena.
“K, bye”,
he finished the call and hung up the phone.
He
looked down at the name of the business he had written down and a small smile
touched his lips.
Cloak
and Dagger.
OMG. That. Is. AWESOME. "Raven lunatic." LOLOL
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Love it! The perfect glimpse into the past of Angus. Thank you, Haldis, for this gem.
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Very nice! I love when a short piece paints such a clear picture. Well done Haldis.
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Very nice!
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DeleteLove the knock knock joke!
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Oh, Haldis, this little story is brilliant. Thank you!
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I wish I could write that well!
ReplyDeleteI just sent my own story and it is so long and clumsy... Yours is perfect. Angus a day before his life becomes more complicated and spiced with murrders XD
Ha! Poor Angus!
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Haldis
Nah, Angus needed a more exciting life ;)
DeleteThank you, though I don't think it will be published here: far too long and not my mother tongue.
Plus I would be ashamed after your wonderful coda *_*
Oh, how our Angus has grown! That was perfect, Haldis. Thank you for sharing!
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"... he would be like Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, wearing a leather jacket, and be all confident and say the coolest things, and not all broody and mumbly like Angel..."
ReplyDeleteUm, no Angus. Sorry dude, that's wishful thinking.
:)
Thanks, Haldis!
Lol! Thank you for reading!
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Awww... Angus, I missed you!
ReplyDeleteYes, it was fun "getting to know him again" .
DeleteEspecially how he was in the beginning.
Thank you for reading!
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Oh, Haldis, this was perfect! Angus is such a great character! I needed to laugh this afternoon. Thanks!
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Wonderful! Thank you for the great story, Haldis.
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Oh wow, Haldis! You've captured Angus PERFECTLY. :-) I love the way he talks! :-D This was a delightful glimpse into his past. Also, I adore the rythm you got there going on. Thank you so much, Haldis and Josh!
ReplyDeleteI love poor Angus!
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I don't know how I missed this, but it is terrific!! Excellent story telling, as always, Haldis.
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I love, love, love how Haldis always comes up with something totally original as well as entertaining. <3
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DeleteSpectacular! Thank you for the story!
ReplyDeleteYep. All I think too is Poor Angus. Some people are just like that...though Natalie will (probably) be a catalyst for good...hopefully Not motivating Angus to actually wear a cloak.
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