Moving right along... :-D
So two weeks ago (it seems like a lifetime) my dad wound up in the ER with a very slowwwww and erratic heartbeat. He's 87 and in pretty good health, still sharp as a poniard...but clearly not immortal. Much angst and drama commenced, but the long and short of it is he now has a brand new pacemaker and is recovering at home.
That's the good news, and really all things considered, there is no bad news, but I did not do a lot of writing during that time. As in none. It's just really difficult to write funny, wacky stories when you're worried and anxious and not sure what's happening.
Anyway, I'm back to work now on
In Other Words... Murder. Yep, it's going to be late. We're now looking at the end of June. And after that comes
The Ghost Had an Early Check-out.
While I'm not working as quickly as I'd hoped, I am working and producing more steadily than last year, and that's the other good news.
And here's the proof of life (just keep in mind this is rough, rough, rough):
Chapter One
“That’s one word,” J.X. said.
“Hm?” I was studying the colorful travel brochures littering
my lap and the raw silk ivory comforter. Walk
in the footsteps of the Colosseum’s ancient gladiators, cruise canals in a
golden gondola and live La Dolce Vita! read the cover of the brochure I
held. I could practically feel the blue of the Roman sky beneath my fingertips.
There was a bewildering array of options. Everything from private
guided tours with personally tailored itineraries to culturally themed coach
tours. We could do an eight-day Adriatic
cruise or a fourteen-day grand tour by rail.
The only option not available to me was staying home.
“Kill. Slang. Three words,” J.X. said. “First word starts
with ‘D’.”
It was eleven o’clock on a Friday night in late October and
we were cozily tucked up in our master bedroom at 321 Cherry Lane. J.X. was
doing the San Francisco Examiner crossword
and I was figuring out our spring vacation plans. It really doesn’t get much
more domesticated than that.
“Do away with,” I replied absently.
He was silent as his pencil scratched on paper. He made a
disgusted sound. “You’re right. How’d I miss that one?”
I glanced at him. “Bad clues. ‘Do away with’ isn’t slang.
It’s a phrasal verb.”
“Right?”
He regarded me for a moment, then nodded at the scattered
brochures. “What do you think? What looks good to you?”
“I don’t know. They’re all pretty expensive.”
“Money is no object.”
I snorted. “It might not be the object, but it should be a
consideration.”
He got that dark-eyed earnest look he always wore when
applying the thumbscrews. “I want to do this for you, Kit. I
don’t care about the money. I want us to have this. We’ve never gone away on
vacation together.”
“Yeah, I know. Possibly averting an international incident.”
His mouth quirked, but he said coaxingly, “Think about it. You
and me. Hot, naked sex in a gondola.”
I gave him a look of horror. “They have gondoliers, you
know!”
He laughed. “Okay, then how about a gondola ride at sunset
and candlelight dinner on the terrace of our private villa--followed by hot,
naked sex beneath the stars?”
I cleared my throat.
“We could explore Rome’s catacombs—or just visit a few museums
and galleries. We could see the Pantheon and the Colosseum. We could go to
Florence and see the Ponte Vecchio. Or spend a couple of days swimming with
dolphins off the Isle of Capri.”
Despite the fact that I don’t like to travel—hate
to travel—a lot of that did sound kind of appealing. I said, “Private
villa, huh?”
“Whatever you want, Kit.” He was suddenly serious, gaze
solemn, the line of his mouth soft. Such a romantic guy. Especially for an
ex-cop. Well, really, for anyone.
“It sounds…nice,” I admitted. It sounded better than nice.
Maybe even kind of lovely.
His smile was very white in the lamplight. He tossed the
newspaper and pencil aside and drew me into his arms. We fell back against the
mattress. The brochures whispered and crackled beneath us as his mouth found
mine. He kissed me deeply, sweetly, whispered, “Maybe we could make it a
honeymoon…”
My eyes popped open.
Before I could reply—not that I had a reply ready—the
bedroom door pushed wide and a small voice said, “Uncle Julie?”
J.X. sat up. “Hey,
honey.” He sounded only the tiniest bit flustered, plus got bonus points for
not springing completely off the bed as I had done the first few times this
happened. “You’re supposed to knock, remember?”
“I forgot.” Gage said huskily, “I had a bad dream.”
Gage was J.X.’s five-year-old nephew. He was spending the
weekend with us, as he did a couple of times a month.
“A bad dream, huh?” J.X. opened his arms and Gage climbed
into bed between us, snuggling against him. “We don’t have bad dreams in this
house.”
I threw him a look of disbelief. He meant well, but come on.
Everybody has nightmares.
“What did you dream?” I asked.
Gage rolled me a sideways look. Over the past four months
we’d forged a truce, but he still largely took me on sufferance. Which was okay
because, frankly, I’m an acquired taste: best consumed with cream, sugar and,
yeah, a generous heaping of sufferance.
“Monsters,” he said tersely.
“Hm.”
“Monsters?” J.X. repeated thoughtfully. “There are no
monsters here. This is a monster-free zone.” He gave Gage a little squeeze.
“You know what we do to monsters in this house?”
Gage shook his head, his gaze wary.
He was right to be wary because J.X. pretend-growled, “We tickle
them,” and pounced.
Gage squealed and the two of them rolled around on the
travel brochures, Gage wriggling and kicking—managing to land a few well-aimed
blows at me in passing—before finally sitting up and resettling themselves
against the pillows bulwarking the headboard.
J.X. winked at me. I shook my head resignedly.
“What you want to think about is all the fun we’re going to
have tomorrow when you and me and Uncle Kit—”
“Christopher,” I interjected.
“—Uncle Christopher go to the Halloween Hootenanny.”
Gage and I looked at each other in complete understanding.
He knew I did not want to attend this Halloween Horror any more than he wanted
me there. He knew, as did I, we neither of us had any choice. It was in these
moments we could actually walk a mile or two in the other’s mis-sized shoes.
J.X. continued to extol the ordeals—er, delights—of the day
ahead which was scheduled to conclude with the movie Smallfoot
and dinner at Giorgio’s Pizzeria.
“So, no more bad dreams, okay?” J.X. concluded.
“Okay,” Gage said doubtfully. And then, “Can I sleep in
here?”
J.X. wavered, but stayed strong. “No, honey. You’re getting
too big to bunk in here. There’s not enough room for all three of us. Uncle
Christopher and I would fall right out onto the floor!”
And
then the monster that lives under the bed would get us.
But see, I was getting fond of the little imp because I
didn’t say it. Gage, however had no doubt who the villain of the piece was. His
bleak and beady gaze fell on me.
“What about a night light?” I suggested.
His face brightened.
“Nn.” J.X. grimaced. “I don’t think we want to get in that
habit, do we?”
He seemed to be asking Gage--who looked to me like a kid who
very much hoped they could maybe get into that habit.
“As habits go,” I began. I remembered that I was technically
only an honorary uncle and should be not be debating Gage’s real uncle’s child
rearing decisions in front of him. I shrugged. But couldn’t help adding. “It’s
a big house and it’s still strange to him. I had a night light when I was his
age.”
J.X. frowned. “Did you?”
“Sure.”
“Night lights can
disrupt sleep patterns. Maybe that’s why you have these bouts of insomnia.”
“You know what disrupts sleep patterns? Being scared there’s
a monster under your bed or in the closet.”
Gage gulped. J.X. exclaimed, “Kit.”
