Either late today or sometime tomorrow** (SEE BELOW!)
In Other Words... Murder goes live.
Just finishing up the bits and bobs of edits and all the front and back matter -- and then formatting. This has been quite the month. But anyway, the book is pretty much done and now it's just a matter of getting it up.
It's available for preorders through
Amazon,
iBooks, and maybe
Smashwords? (I don't think Smashwords actually does preorders--they just act as a funnel for preorders at other sites?)
BLURB:
Mystery author and sometimes amateur sleuth Christopher
Holmes is now happily (all things being relative) engaged to be married and toying
with starting a new career as a true-crime writer when he learns a body has
been discovered in the backyard of his former home.
Then, to complicate matters, Christopher’s ex turns up out
of the blue, suggesting the body may belong to Christopher’s former personal
assistant.
It’s life as usual at Chez Holmes. In other words… Murder.
EXCERPT:
Oddly enough—or maybe not so oddly, because I did have that
third drink and then a fourth—it was easier from that moment on. David and I
were able to talk about Dicky and even our own past almost like old friends. It
probably helped that he was so complimentary. No, not that he was
complimentary, because I didn’t trust his compliments, but that he was
genuinely bowled over by the change in me. It was funny really. What a
difference a good haircut and a few pounds made. Not just to David. To me.
Because I was confident in a way I hadn’t been for years.
But then that wasn’t really about new clothes and fancy-schmancy
moisturizer. It was about J.X. About the way he made me feel. Valued.
Cherished. Loved.
I resolved to call him as soon as I got back to my room. To
hell with who was right and who was wrong. I missed him like crazy. And I
wanted him to know that.
“I know you don’t want to hear this,” David said suddenly, “but
you’re the perfect person to find out what happened to Dicky. You’ve already
solved four murders that I know of. And this happened in your own backyard.”
“First of all, I didn’t solve four murders.” It was more
like six if you counted secondary and appended victims. “And definitely not on
my own. Anyway, are you so sure he’s dead?”
“Yes.” David’s eyes were dark and sad. “I think I knew
something was wrong almost from that first day when he never came home. I tried
to talk myself out of it. Tried to convince myself he changed his mind, but I knew.”
“Okay, maybe you’re right. It’s alarming that he’s never turned
up in all these months. But neither of us has any useful information as to
where to even start looking for what could have happened to him.”
“You must have his old résumé
and his job application somewhere.”
“Maybe in a box. I might have dumped it all, though.”
“Exactly.” David leaned back in his chair, smiling. “And if
something brilliant should occur to you while sorting through those papers,
well, it can’t hurt to make a couple of phone calls. Right?”
“Hm. I suppose not.”
He grinned. “Elementary, my dear Holmes!”
I felt a twinge as he said it because that was J.X.’s little
joke with me. Then, with an uncomfortable flash, I remembered it had been
David’s joke first.
Funny I’d forgotten that.
I glanced at my watch and was surprised to see it was nearly
ten. We’d been drinking and talking in the dining room for over four hours. The
dinner crowd had come and gone, and it was back to just the two of us.
I said, “Wow. Look at the time. I should say good night.
I’ve got a long drive home tomorrow.”
David looked surprised and disappointed. “Are you sure?”
“Yep. But thanks for dinner.” I rose, and he rose too.
He said, “My pleasure—and I do mean that.”
“Yeah, it was…good.” Good to confront old ghosts, good to let
go of the old anger, the old bitterness anyway. Not an event I was in a hurry
to repeat, however. More like a rite of passage.
I started to turn away, and David said quickly, urgently,
“Christopher.”
I looked my inquiry.
“I owe you an apology. Not just for Dicky, though for Dicky,
yes. That was the worst one, I know. But for…all of it. All the times I hurt
you. Whatever I felt, whatever you did, you didn’t deserve that.”
I hadn’t expected an apology—or rather, I’d figured this
dinner was his apology—so I didn’t know what to say. Especially
since I didn’t miss the whatever-you-did comment.
I finally came up with what I thought was a gracious, “It
takes two people to ruin a relationship.”
Which actually isn’t true. One
determined and resourceful person can do it all by himself.
David offered another of his stock smiles. “True. Well,
then…” He came around the table to hug me. I think I stood there about as
responsive as one of those blank-faced department-store mannequins they prefer these
days.
He whispered into my ear, “What about one last time? For old
times’ sake.”
I drew back. “What about—huh?”
His smile grew rueful. “You know. We never
got to say goodbye.”
“Yeah, we did. I gave you Dicky as a going-away present.”
He leaned in, still smiling, charming and purposeful. His
breath was warm against my face. “No, I mean really say
goodbye.”
“I think get-the-hell-out-of-my-life is
really saying goodbye.”
I’m not sure he even heard me. “You have to admit, the sex
was always good between us. Really good.”
Yeeeeaah. About that.
And even if sex with J.X. had been the worst ever, I still
loved him too much to ever think of hurting him the way I’d been hurt. Not in a
million years.
I laughed, but not unkindly, not mockingly. “Man, you really
are incorrigible,” I said.
David heard me that time. His shoulders slumped, and he
sighed. “Yeah. I am. But I mean, we were married.”
“It was a commitment ceremony.”
“Same thing. To me, anyway.”
Did he really not see the irony? I said, “Uh…yeah. Okay. Your
point is?”
“We’re allowed to have goodbye-forever sex.”
“I’m sure we had it, we just didn’t notice it at the time.”
He scrutinized my face. “I can’t tell when you’re laughing.
Was that your final no or—?”
I was still laughing. “That was final.”
“Maybe one more drink would help?”
“One more drink and I’ll pass out. Besides, these people
want to go home.” I nodded at the waitress and bartender, who were watching us
with weary wariness.
David gave another of those heavy sighs. “All right. Have it
your way.”
We bade farewell to the relieved-looking staff and walked
out to the lobby.
At the elevators, I turned to him and said, “Good night,
David. Thanks again for dinner.”
“You’re sure you don’t want to—?”
“I’m sure.”
“Absolutely, positively—?”
I said firmly, “’Night, David.”
I stepped into the elevator, punched the button for the
third floor. I nodded cordially as the doors closed on David’s glum expression.
I chuckled quietly to myself as I strolled down the brightly
lit hall and let myself into my room. I flipped on the lights and moved to pull
the drapes across the windows.
I was buzzed but not drunk, and I felt pleasantly…pleasant.
I’d have a leisurely hot shower, get in bed, and phone J.X. If all went well,
we could maybe even manage a little phone sex. Phone sex with J.X. was still
better than live and in-person sex with anybody else.
These agreeable plans evaporated at the tentative knock on
my door.
I stopped smiling.
I admit being propositioned by David—urgently propositioned
at that—had been good for my ego, but this was not flattering or amusing. Jesus
Christ. He couldn’t be that desperate to get laid.
I yanked open the door, prepared to tell him that very
thing.
But it was not David standing in the garishly bright hallway.
Or maybe it wasn’t the hall that was garishly bright. Maybe
it was the green-haired guy wearing whiteface and a blue polka-dot clown suit.
The clown said nothing.
He gazed at me with his sad clown face, complete with
painted downturned mouth and eye drips. His costume was one of those ruffled,
old-fashioned things—I forget what they call them—and he was holding a single
red heart-shaped balloon.
I stared silently back at him. I was thinking—and at this
time the defense wishes to call upon the four G&Ts, two of which had
occurred on an empty stomach—that maybe J.X. had sent some kind of weird floral-delivery
apology. Except I did not see any flowers and J.X. did not like clowns.
I transferred my gaze from the clown’s black eyes to his red
balloon. I said, “Where are the other ninety-eight?”
The clown’s blue-gloved hand released the string of the
balloon, which went sailing to the ceiling, bouncing against it with an eerie
whispering sound.
**It's so long since I've done preorders at Amazon I didn't realize I couldn't release immediately. SO the book goes live Tuesday July 17 at
Amazon. It's already live at
Kobo and
B&N.
Smashwords actually pushed the book back three days because it turns out their deadline also includes their own approval time, which pushed it back to July 23 there and
iBooks.
