Good morning! It's Monday, but that's okay. Grab a cup of coffee or cocoa. We have a bit of fresh fiction for you from the wonderful, witty Haldis Grummel.
Bell. Book. Candle.
It was the rumble of an automobile
and not the melodic jingle of sleigh bells that disturbed my enjoyment of a
steaming cup of wassail and my book, surrounded by my paltry attempt to
recapture my memories of Christmas magic. I indeed was expecting someone, but
not yet, and certainly not by automobile. I rose quickly and started to
extinguish the candles throughout the room and reaching the last one was
suddenly arrested by the sight of a bead of wax spilling over the side like a
drop of blood, deep dark red and viscous. I was so hungry. As I heard the
slamming of two car doors, I blew out the candle and retreated into the
darkness.
The front door creaked open letting
in a cold December wind. A single set of footsteps approached my sitting room
and a single person entered. The stranger lit a match and held it out in front
of him. He noticed the candle on the table beside him, held the flame to the
wick, and then lifted the candle to view the room. The sparkle of the silver
thread in the dark blue bows decorating the room glittering in the candle
light. Midnight and moonlight. What my life had become.
“Wow. This certainly looks fest…”,
he broke off as he turned and saw he was alone. “Damn it, Mike. I guess I
should have expected that,” he muttered under his breath.
I watched as the man moved farther
into the room, praying that I would remain hidden from all human eyes, nothing more
than the figment of a child’s imagination. I still possessed my magic from
before I was turned, though I needed to replenish it every year by feeding from
another Elf. I did not feed from humans.
And every year, on this night, I
could see him. Be with him. Finally, feed from him.
The man approached where I had been
sitting and felt my still hot cup. He then lifted the book. He put down his candle
and started flipping through the pages. He replaced the book and picked up my
old Elf hat, the small silver bell at its tip tinkling softly in the still air.
The man laughed. A small laugh very like the small bell.
Memories of my life before flooded
me at the sound. Hot cocoa and peppermint and gingerbread. Arctic winds and falling snow, reindeer and
sleigh bells jingle jangle.
The entrance of the second person,
most probably ‘Mike’, brought me back to the present. He was a little larger
than the first man and he moved like a hunter. This man was a Slayer. I wrapped
my magic more firmly around me, seeming nothing more than a far off hymn on a
cold winter’s night.
“Anything?”, asked the first man.
“No,” Mike answered, eyes sweeping
the room.
“Well, this drink is still hot so
he can’t have gotten far. Oh, and look what he was reading,” He held up the
book again. “A Visit from St. Nicholas. I never would have thought of vampires
celebrating Christmas. Just look at all this stuff. This is someone who really
likes Christmas. Even if it is a bit somber.” As the first man was speaking, he
had moved much closer to where I stood frozen.
“Barry!”, Mike hissed out what
sounded like a warning. I had the feeling that he knew, somehow, that I was
here.
“What?”, Barry asked, suddenly
looking around him in fear and reaching into his coat, for a weapon perhaps.
“Do you think someone’s here?” He retreated back toward the door, picking up
the candle on the way.
“I don’t know. There’s something
cold,” answered Mike, sounding unsure. “But not dead cold. More like….an
iceberg, or, maybe, a…a snow drift.”
Barry just stared at him for a
moment. “A snow drift? Are you saying we’re here to slay Frosty the Snowman?”
I could barely hold back the peal
of laughter that wanted to escape my lips. I loved that song about a snowman
come to life by Christmas magic to play with the children. I missed children.
Seeing their joy on Christmas morning. I missed mornings.
“Don’t be ridiculous,” said Mike,
though he too looked like he was trying not to laugh. He failed. He laughed,
shaking his head. “Ok, I admit it. I don’t know what’s here. Honestly, I can’t
even tell you if the reports I’ve heard even add up to a vampire.”
“Let’s get out of here,” Barry
said. “It’s Christmas Eve. We might make it home in time to see Santa Claus come
down the chimney. I might even let you open your present.”
“Yeah, ok,” Mike laughed. “If this
guy is a vampire, I’m sure the only thing he’ll be able to bite tonight is
Santa.”
He did not know how right he was.
It was all I lived for.
I waited until I heard the motor of
their automobile fade into the night before I moved. The man, Barry, had left
the candle on the table where he had found it and I lit a few more to brighten
the room. I sat back down in my chair and picked up my book. And again froze. And
smiled. I could hear sleigh bells.
I felt him appear beside me, by the
fireplace. He stood there in his blood red coat with white fur trim, black belt
and gold buckle. There was a twinkle in his eye, a half smile playing on his
lips.
“Have you been good this year?”, he
asked me.
“Yes,” I answered. “I have.”
He grinned at me, unbuckled his
coat and let it slip to the floor.
“Come here and get your present.”
I dropped the book and stood. The
candles flickered. I slipped on my hat and walked into his embrace to the sweet memory
and music of sleigh bells.
Wow! So unexpected. I really liked it. Thank you so much, Haldis!
ReplyDeleteIsn't that delightful?
DeleteOh, that is AWESOME, Haldis! I love it!
ReplyDeleteI so agree!
DeleteThat was very nice. Thanks
ReplyDelete:-) :-) :-)
DeleteWhat a wonderful contribution. Thanks, Haldis.
ReplyDeleteThanks for reading, Lori!
DeleteHa ha! Love it!
ReplyDeleteSuch a wonderful surprise! What a way to start the week. We should all now be extra good. :D
ReplyDeleteThank you Haldis!
Loved it!<3
ReplyDeleteLove it!
ReplyDeleteI'm looking forward to "The Case of the Stolen Stollen" next year.
Haha!
DeleteI'll start working on it now!
Haldis
Oh my gosh! Haldis, I love it! So clever!!
ReplyDeleteThis was fun and unexpected! Also a little darkish...which I liked.
ReplyDeleteI need to check out Haldis Grummel, thanks!
rdafan7
Ohhh...thanks for that one, Haldis! I don't think I could leave a plate of cookies for Santa again, without looking over my shoulder.
ReplyDeleteDear Haldis ~
ReplyDeleteI'm going to need a full book for this, pronto. This was SO good and both dark and delicious while still being holiday.
Thank you everyone for reading my little coda!
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you, Josh, for providing us all with amazing inspiration and your encouragement to share it!
Haldis
Very cute and original! Kinda makes sense too!!
ReplyDeleteNice to see that Barry and Mike are still at it. Love this quirky version of elves. :)
ReplyDeleteHow it's possible that I didn't know Haldis Grummel?
ReplyDeleteAfter read this, I need to fix that horrible mistake ASAP.
Thank you very much ♥