Ten Things I Learned from Watching Hallmark Christmas Movies
1 - Christmas tree lots are the perfect place to have deep, meaningful conversations with potential romantic interests. Also, Douglas Firs are everyone's favorite tree.
2 - Irreplaceable family recipes are lost on a regular basis but will be found when they are needed most. Same with treasured antique ornaments.
3 - There is no such thing as spending too much money on Christmas decorations. One Christmas tree per household is the bare minimum.
4 - Be VERY careful about wishful thinking in public OR if you are anywhere near an angel tree-topper. Even snow globes can be dangerous if you're feeling pensive.
5 - You want kids. You just don't know it yet.
6 - You're going to get the promotion/tenure/chance-in-a-lifetime. YAY!!! However, you'll realize you don't need it anymore.
7 - Whatever ails you, concussion will set you right.
8 - Whoever you're currently engaged to is probably not the person you really love.
9 - You were not meant for big city living. No one is.
10 - Small children, old people, and animals have forgotten more about love and making relationships work than you'll ever know.
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ReplyDelete🎄Merry Christmas!🎄
Merry Christmas, Sylvia! :-)
DeleteAll so funny and true. My question is: will it ever end? It feels like these shows have been playing since the Summer. Thanks for the early-morning laugh, Josh.
ReplyDeleteLOL. That's because of the CHRISTMAS IN JULY SO WE DON'T HAVE TO SPEND ON A FULL YEAR OF PROGRAMMING business tactic. I enjoy the holiday movies during the holidays, but Christmas in July feels desperate.
DeleteOMG, Josh! You nailed it. Thanks for brightening my day. Merry Christmas to you and yours.
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ReplyDeleteLol, nailed it! Only, I'd say a minimum of one Christmas tree per bedroom seems to be standard. Unless, of course, you were raised by wolves. 😄
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