Saturday, December 24, 2022

Advent Calendar Day 24


 Ten Things I Learned from Watching Hallmark Christmas Movies







1 - Christmas tree lots are the perfect place to have deep, meaningful conversations with potential romantic interests. Also, Douglas Firs are everyone's favorite tree.




2 - Irreplaceable family recipes are lost on a regular basis but will be found when they are needed most. Same with treasured antique ornaments. 




3 - There is no such thing as spending too much money on Christmas decorations. One Christmas tree per household is the bare minimum.







4 - Be VERY careful about wishful thinking in public OR if you are anywhere near an angel tree-topper. Even snow globes can be dangerous if you're feeling pensive.








5 - You want kids. You just don't know it yet. 










6 - You're going to get the promotion/tenure/chance-in-a-lifetime. YAY!!! However, you'll realize you don't need it anymore.




7 - Whatever ails you, concussion will set you right.








8 - Whoever you're currently engaged to is probably not the person you really love.





9 - You were not meant for big city living. No one is.






10 - Small children, old people, and animals have forgotten more about love and making relationships work than you'll ever know. 


7 comments:

  1. All so funny and true. My question is: will it ever end? It feels like these shows have been playing since the Summer. Thanks for the early-morning laugh, Josh.

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    1. LOL. That's because of the CHRISTMAS IN JULY SO WE DON'T HAVE TO SPEND ON A FULL YEAR OF PROGRAMMING business tactic. I enjoy the holiday movies during the holidays, but Christmas in July feels desperate.

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  2. OMG, Josh! You nailed it. Thanks for brightening my day. Merry Christmas to you and yours.

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  3. Lol, nailed it! Only, I'd say a minimum of one Christmas tree per bedroom seems to be standard. Unless, of course, you were raised by wolves. 😄

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