Sunday, December 10, 2023

Advent Calendar Day 10 - A Giveaway

 


Good morning! Or, contrariwise, Good evening! 

How is the holiday season going for you so far? The SO is currently sick, and I'm living in fear I'm going to catch it. Granted, I'm writing this on the 4th of December, so by now I might have caught his cold and even maybe recovered from it. Fingers crossed I don't catch it at all. 

Anyway.

I have another giveaway! This one is without geographic restriction. It's aimed primarily at readers who are new to me (trying to get a little something for everyone in here). 

I'm giving away 50 downloads of Hide and Seek. 

Just click to download. You don't need a code and you're not signing up for anything.

Hide and Seek is a standalone novel set during the Christmas season, though it's not really a Christmas story. I suspect I will once again not have time for a Christmas story this year, though I had one in mind. It's called The Gumdrop Kid, and one of these days I'm surely going to have the time to write it.

In the meantime, this is a first come, first serve giveaway. No password or signup required. 





Saturday, December 9, 2023

Advent Calendar Day 9

 Another vintage holiday cartoon this morning! 

Midnight in a Toy Shop. (Sounds like a holiday mystery title.) Another black and white offering. This hoary little chestnut is from 1930! 




Friday, December 8, 2023

Advent Calendar Day 8

 Here we are on Friday December 8th and the holiday season is in full swing. As of writing this, I have bought exactly two presents (for my neices) and I'm experiencing that unfamiliar thrill of terror because I usually have this mostly wrapped up by Thanksgiving weekend. 

Well, maybe not wrapped, but purchased and on the way. GULP.

That's okay. It will all get done. I hope and believe. What about you? Are you ready? Because ready or not, here it comes. ðŸ˜‰

Anyway, how about another lovely pic to warm the cockles of your heart this winter's morning?

I love the pained silence of this one...






 

Thursday, December 7, 2023

Advent Calendar Day 7

This morning I've got another song to share with you. 

To be honest, this is probably the third time I've shared this particular song in the Advent Calendar. I just love it so much. It reminds me of back when my sisters and I were playing music all the time, traveling all over the state--all over the country, in fact--at all times of year. Of being young and in love and knowing the world is full of endless adventures and possibilities. If you've ever been in a band, you know the feelings described in this song.  If you've never been in a band, never sang a note in your life, you know the feelings described in this song. 

So, once again, not for the first time and probably not for the last, "Just Like Christmas" by Low.






JUST LIKE CHRISTMAS

… On our way from Stockholm,

It started to snow,

And you said it was like Christmas,

But you were wrong,

It wasn't like Christmas at all.


… By the time we got to Oslo,

The snow was gone,

And we got lost,

The beds were small,

But we felt so young.


… It was just like Christmas,

It was just like Christmas,

It was just like Christmas,

It was just like Christmas,

It was just like Christmas,

It was just like Christmas.


… It was just like Christmas,

It was just like Christmas,

It was just like Christmas,

It was just like Christmas,

It was just like Christmas,

It was just like Christmas,

It was just like Christmas,

It was just like Christmas.








Wednesday, December 6, 2023

Advent Calendar Day 6 - A Giveaway!

 GOOD MORNING! 

Happy Wednesday. We're halfway through the week. What the what? 

Today I thought I'd do a giveaway. This first giveaway will be US only because the price of shipping is kind of prohibitive.

Anyway, I'm giving away one large size version of our LGBTQAI Holiday Winter Blanket. It's basically a soft and light reading blanket, very nice for cuddling up in a chair and a good book. 

(By the way, the mockup shows the design cut off, but it's not cut off in real life.)  


Anyway, what do you have to do to be in the running for this giveaway? Basically, comment below and share one thing you're really looking forward to this holiday season. We could all use some happy thoughts and positive forward thinking. That's it. In a week or so, I'll get the Office Elf to randomly draw a name for the comments below. 

Good luck! I look forward to reading your plans for a holly jolly holiday season! 


Tuesday, December 5, 2023

Advent Calendar Day 5

 


Good morning! As promised, we have fiction to share from one of our generous and talented friends, Byron Beach. Those of you who belong to my Patreon will recognize Byron as the guy who posts all those interesting and insightful comments about the stories, as well as sharing snippets from his own work.

Today we have a quickie coda for Griff and Pierce from Stranger on the Shore. This is actually a prequel to a coda we're going to get next week.

Here's how Byron explains it:

A Pirate's Christmas Eve takes place ten years on. Griff and Pierce have a son named Nick ( after Nick Carraway - from Gatsby). It deals with Griff finally being able to start his book about the kidnapping.    But to do this I felt the need to write a set up one, Wisconsin Reunion, this takes place one month after the events in the book and it is about Griff's feelings of giving up his old life and the impact of his new one.  

Wisconsin Reunion takes place one month after the events in the book and it is about Griff's feelings of giving up his old life and the impact of his new one.  

WISCONSIN REUNION



Griff stood, lost in a quiet contemplation of wealth and waiting. Did those with deeper pockets truly spend fewer moments in idle anticipation, or was this languid drag of time universal? The hum of activity at Dane County Airport painted a picture of mundane comings and goings, and amid it all, he tried to pinpoint Pierce's potential flight. Though Pierce had hinted at touching down around 11:30, the board displayed no New York arrivals fitting that bill.

 

He retrieved his phone, thumb skimming their recent texts, looking for a flight reference. Yet he consistently found himself sidetracked, captivated by the blend of playful and intimate messages they'd exchanged. Like Pierce's light-hearted note on mastering the art of blueberry pancakes in preparation for their shared Sunday mornings. He’d chuckled at that text more times than he'd care to admit. And that snapshot of a pale blue tie, patterned with sailboats and anchored with a gleaming oar tie clip.  That pic was now was his screensaver, a soft reminder of their bond.

 

Leaving Long Island behind a month prior, Griff had sought a respite, asking the Arlingtons, and Pierce, for room to breathe and recalibrate. They had understood, giving him the space, he yearned for. But soon, the weight of longing nudged Griff to send a single heart emoji, only to receive in return an image of Pierce's favored cologne bottle. That simple exchange bridged the miles between them. And now, after weeks and myriad messages, they were on the cusp of a long-awaited weekend together.

 

Griff glanced again at the arrival board, Would Pierce even appreciate the simplicity of Janesville? What would he make of Griff's circle of friends? Alvin, his cousin and a ghost from the past, flashed through Griff's thoughts. Their paths, and outcomes had diverged so starkly when it came to the Arlingtons. Shaking his head, Griff tried to shove the dark thoughts aside. He was just about to dial Diana when the familiar and intoxicating scent of Pierce's cologne enveloped him. Before he even saw him, a warm breath brushed his neck.

"Hello, handsome stranger."

 

The ambiance momentarily shifted, and in the next second, Pierce was there, embodying the elegance of a bygone era, as though they were characters from a 1930s black-and-white film meeting at a train station. Griff leaned in, nestling his face in the curve of Pierce's neck, the familiar embrace evoking a swell of emotions.

 

Their lips met in a gentle, longing kiss. Drawing back, the playful twinkle in Pierce’s eyes was evident. “Such a reception,” he quipped.

 

Griff smirked, “Didn't want to risk you getting lost. Imagine where you might have ended up.”

 

Pierce shot him a teasing look. “I had your bedroom in mind, to be honest.”

 

A light blush warmed Griff's face. “Easy there. Luggage first, plans later.”

 

Swinging his modest bag with a flourish, Pierce’s grin grew. “I always pack with intent.”

 

Navigating their way to the car park, Griff felt a flicker of self-consciousness. Pierce had never been a passenger in his vintage Karmann Ghia. Despite its meticulous engine rebuild, it was, a bit dented and rough on the outside, a far cry from the sleek lines of Pierce's Boxster. Yet, this car was Griff’s, an emblem of his identity, or at least, the identity he once held dear.

 

“Ready to indulge in some bona fide Wisconsin delicacies?” Griff queried, hoping to divert his own attention.

Pierce's lips curled into a teasing smile. “My appetite is insatiable today.”

 

Griff chuckled, yet he could feel the weight of an impending conversation. He was purposefully evading the topic of their accommodations. Much as he tried, Griff could not imagine Pierce, with his polished leather bag and black silk boxers, in his studio apartment, with its stunning view of the Janesville mall. Taking a steadying breath, he shared, “I've reserved a room at the Edgewater in Madison. It's central, and the view of Lake Mendota is breathtaking. Thought you’d like it.”

 

Pierce gave him a thoughtful glance. Instead of delving deeper, he offered, “If you're there, it's bound to be special.”

 

Once on the main thoroughfare, the drive to Madison unfurled before Griff. A route he had traveled innumerable times suddenly appeared fresher, every detail accentuated, thanks to his new co-pilot.

 

Pierce’s penetrating gaze was hard to miss. Meeting those amber eyes, Griff sensed an undercurrent of both humor and inquiry. "Been keeping yourself engaged? How's the book shaping up?" Pierce’s question, subtly touching on the Arlington mystery and Griff's newfound heritage, hovered in the air.

 

Griff hesitated momentarily. "I’ve been pulled into a different direction lately. I'm uncovering some unsettling truths about the foster care system," he ventured, adeptly sidestepping the topic that still felt raw. "There are allegations of fraud and manipulation, especially in institutions that house numerous children."

 

The seriousness in Pierce's demeanor was unmistakable. "It's a disturbing and I've heard all too often. Vulnerable children, compromised by the very guardians meant to shield them. It's grievous how these stories get buried."

 

Griff's expression softened into a playful smirk. "You do have a knack for defying my perceptions, huh?" he teased. Beneath their light-hearted exchange, Griff felt a bond, a shared empathy for the less fortunate.

 

“I thrive on defying your expectations," Pierce said with a sly twinkle in his eyes, "and I plan on keeping it that way for quite some time. But speaking of defying expectations, this car of yours...”

 

"What's wrong with my car?"

 

Pierce chuckled softly, letting his fingers trail over the dashboard. "Absolutely nothing. I rather admire it. From the outside, it might seem a bit, um, seasoned, but its performance? Absolutely athletic. The interiors, efficient, direct, honest and devoid of any unnecessary pretense, much like its owner."

 

Griff shot Pierce a wry look, "I've always believed in maintaining what's important."

 

Pierce's response was a contemplative hum, his fingers now coming to rest on Griff's thigh. "So, how's work been since you got back?"

 

Griff's grip on the wheel tightened momentarily. "For the most part," he responded feeling a hint of tension in his voice "Things have been... different. People treat me like I've become a character from a story, not the colleague they've known for years."

 

"You had to expect some change, right?" Pierce ventured.

 

"I get it, I do. But it's the silence that gets to me most. Friends tiptoe around the Brian thing, never addressing it outright, yet there's this underlying assumption that I should suddenly play the magnanimous heir or always have a solution ready. And then there’s Marleen in finance. We used to exchange laughs, had this easy camaraderie. But these days, she pores over every detail, questions every expense, insisting on repeated documentation. It's as though she’s suddenly skeptical of every move I make. She even held up my paycheck, demanding I use my 'true' name on a W9 – as if my identity has become this big question mark. It's exhausting."

 

Pierce, leaning slightly closer, seeming to choose his words with care. "Griff, your return has rewritten the story for everyone. It's unsettling terrain for all involved. But if you ever need any help, especially with paperwork, just-"

 

"I appreciate the offer," Griff interrupted, softening his tone. "But I need to find my way through this. On my own." Seeking a change of topic, he ventured, "How about some food before we check in?"

 

A playful glint returned to Pierce's eyes. "Let’s drop my bag at the room and then get something to eat. If we get settled in that room, I suspect we’ll find other... diversions."

 

As he pulled into the circular entry of the Edgewater Hotel, Griff's chest tightened, and not just from the splendor it represented. The hotel, grand as it was, embodied the tug-of-war Griff felt inside.

 

The hotel was elegant and the nicest in Madison. He had been here often, but always to interview some official and always on an expense account. But today, accompanying Pierce, it was as if he was seeing it all anew. Every tiny imperfection, be it a slight mark on a baseboard or flowers past their prime, seemed to stand out starkly. He couldn't help but wonder, would Pierce view these details with a critical eye? Would this setting seem less than luxurious to him?

 

His apprehension deepened as he handed his credit card to the receptionist. Those recent, unreimbursed expenses weighed heavily on his mind. His worst fear materialized when the clerk uttered, "I'm sorry, sir. Your card seems to have been declined."

 

Before the weight of embarrassment fully settled, Pierce, ever the picture of poise, intervened. "Let me handle this," he offered, laying his own card on the gleaming counter. The card's significant weight and emblem signaled privileges Griff was unaccustomed to. And then, the kicker: "Could we possibly upgrade to a lakeview suite, if available?"

 

Though Pierce’s intention was purely to ease the situation, Griff couldn’t help but feel a blow to his pride. He wasn't prepared to lean into the Arlington privilege, an unchecked bounty that didn't demand effort or accountability. Yet, as they moved toward the elevator, Pierce's reassuring wink reminded Griff that the quality of their room wasn’t what mattered in the grand scheme of things.

 

Stepping into the luxurious suite, Griff's spirits plummeted as he spotted Pierce removing a thick bundle of legal papers. The juxtaposition of the intimate setting with formal documents made him feel suddenly trapped, caught between the pull of romance and the tug of independence.

 

“Now, Pierce? Really?”

 

Pierce appeared genuinely taken aback. “I assumed you’d want to get these out of the way?”

 

Frustration clouded Griff's mind, tension palpable in the air. Struggling to maintain composure, he challenged, "Did you fly out here solely to pressure me into these signatures? What's your actual agenda?"

 

Pierce's face betrayed a flicker of hurt, possibly even regret.

 

“Which hat are you wearing today, Pierce? Lawyer or lover? Because you can't be both.” Griff’s heart thudded, fiercely protective of the boundaries he was trying to establish.

 

Pierce, attempting to defuse the tension, raised his hands in a placating gesture. "Griff, my only reason for being here is you. I genuinely believed getting these documents settled would offer you some closure."

 

Meeting Pierce's gaze, feeling the depth of their shared history his heart started to race. "I need some air," Griff murmured, turning quickly, and making his way toward the exit.

 

Pierce was quick on his heels, their steps echoing in the Edgewater's opulent corridor. "Listen, Griff, I'm here for you, not paperwork. You are the one I cherish." Planting a gentle kiss on Griff’s lips, he playfully added, “How about a proper lunch date? That's what decent boyfriends do, right? Admittedly, I'm still getting the hang of it."

 

Griff's breathed, took a moment wanting to make things work, "I guess we both could use a little boyfriend practice."

 

The streets of Madison welcomed them with a radiant splash of sunlight, casting a warm glow on their path. As the fresh air enveloped Griff, it seemed to whisk away the weight bearing down on him.

 

Wanting to open up and slowly finding the words, Griff began, "Pierce, learning that I'm Brian Arlington... it didn’t grant me clarity. Instead, it's cast a shadow over everything I once knew. It's as if every memory has been tainted."

 

Pierce's gaze met Griff's. "Your foundation has been shaken. I understand."

 

Interrupting, Griff pressed on, "I grapple with identity every day. Is the name on my driver's license a façade? Even considering a new name feels like I'm turning my back on my history." He paused, taking a breath. "I don’t expect you to have all the answers. In fact, I don’t want you to."

 

Pierce tightened his embrace around Griff. "All I can offer is to stand by your side, in whatever capacity you need."

 

Returning the gesture with a tender kiss, Griff smirked, "You’re scoring major boyfriend points, Mather. Keep this up, and you might just find me permanently attached."

 

Pierce entwined his fingers with Griff's, a sense of longing in his gaze. "I wish you'd come back with me to Syosset, even if just for a day.  I know Jarrett would love to see you. It would lift his spirits immensely."

 

Griff nodded seriously. "I care about Jarrett and I do want to properly get to know my grandfather," he affirmed. "It's just finding the time isn’t that easy. I've already been off work for over a week; taking another so soon is not feasible."

 

Pierce's eyes twinkled with a golden hue, a fervent hope simmering in them. "What if we made it just a flash visit,, even, say, tomorrow? We could share a leisurely lunch there. It's about a 90-minute flight; you’d  back by early evening."

 

Griff's eyes widened, momentarily overwhelmed. "Tomorrow? Pierce, it's a bit whirlwind, don't you think? Even assuming I could secure a flight on such short notice, it's just too much to juggle at the moment."

 

A bashful grin spread across Pierce's face. "Actually, about the transportation..." he hesitated before admitting, "I might have borrowed Jarrett's Gulfstream."

 

A bubble of laughter escaped Griff, the surrealism of the situation finally dawning on him. "So let me get this straight: here I am, barely scraping by with maxed out credit cards and a bank balance that wouldn't impress a squirrel, and now there's a private jet at our disposal? Its….Its, well its absurd.”

 

Pierce's laughter echoed Griff's, a hearty sound that reverberated with genuine joy. "You are singular Griff. The poorest rich man or the richest poor man I know, yet unfailingly yourself through it all."

 

Griff straightened up, "Alright, counselor, for this arrangement to work," he gestured grandly between them as if encapsulating their shared universe, "I have some stipulations."

 

Pierce raised an eyebrow in jest, playing along. "By all means, let's draft a mutually beneficial agreement."

 

"First order of business, I require an attorney whose scent doesn’t derail my thoughts whenever they enter a room and does not have skin which I need to explore every inch of."

 

Pierce smirked, "The attorney bit, I can find you someone else in my office. As for my resisting the urge to explore you – that clause is void."

 

Griff, playfully rolling his eyes, landed a swift peck on Pierce's lips. "Second, I'm game for visiting Jarrett tomorrow, I truly miss him. However," he held up a finger, "YOU are covering our exorbitant parking fees at Dane County Airport. Their rates border on criminal."

 

"I reckon that's well within my designated boyfriend duties," Pierce quipped.

 

"Thirdly," Griff drew closer, his voice softening, "I love you." He sealed his words with a gentle kiss on Pierce’s smiling mouth.

 

"Fourth – If you ever drag me to a country club luncheon with individuals named Bunny or Skyler and they solely prattle on about yachting..."

 

Pierce raised his hands in mock surrender, "In their defense, they occasionally delve into equestrian discussions, but point taken."

 

"And lastly," Griff said earnestly, "Before any move to Long Island, I need to secure a job. I need my work; there are stories out there begging to be told."

 

As Pierce's embrace enveloped him, his deep voice whispered reassuringly, "There's an abundance of news outlets that would vie for your talent, and countless tales awaiting your voice. But the only narrative that I care to hear is the one we're writing, together."

 

Griff's smile radiated genuine warmth, the weight on his heart significantly lighter.

"On that note” said Pierce, “let's make lunch quick. Because I have some... conditions of my own to lay out once we get back to the hotel"

“We could do room service?”

Pierce smiled, grabbed Griff hand and ran.

 



 


Monday, December 4, 2023

Advent Calendar Day 4

 Happy Monday! 

One of the challenges of putting together the Advent Calendar is finding new things every year for you to enjoy. The Office Elf scoured the interwebs this week for holiday cartoons we haven't shown before and we (she) actually did manage to find a couple! 

So for your viewing pleasure--okay, well, maybe just your viewing amusement--we have 1933's The Shanty Where Santy Claus Lives. It's only slightly over seven minutes long, so just long enough to catch your breath and smile. ;-) 





Sunday, December 3, 2023

Advent Calendar Day 3

 One of my all-time favorite Christmas albums is Dean Martin's kooky, kitschy Winter Romance. It's not strictly a Christmas album. It's more of a winter-evening-with-cocktails album, which is probably why I love it. It's corny and retro, sure, but, like Dino, it's got something. I particularly like the title track, which is straight 1950s cinema-style romance. 

Grab a drink, sit back and smile nostalgically as you listen. 


And while you're in a nostalgic frame of mind, what do you think your favorite JL character's favorite holiday song is? There just might be a coda in there somewhere...




Saturday, December 2, 2023

Advent Calendar Day 2

 On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

This morning's Advent Calendar offering is a lovely portrait of a pair of turtle doves. ðŸ˜‰







Friday, December 1, 2023

Advent Calendar Day 1

 



How is it possible that we've nearly reached the end of 2023?


How is it possible that 2023 was an even weirder year than 2022?

How is it possible--well, you get the drift. ❄️

Snow drift. Coz... Advent Calendar time again.

Oh, I know, you were probably thinking I wasn't going to bother with the AC this year given that I've been largely incommunicado for the past five or so months (but who's counting, right?) YOU WOULD BE WRONG AGAIN. Because I AM going to bother. 

Anyway, I took the break I needed from #amwriting #writinglife and I feel better for it. I've come to some conclusions, made some decisions, repapered most of my kitchen cupboards... 

I'll be back to writing in the New Year, never you fear. 

Meanwhile, CHRISTMAS COMES BUT ONCE A YEAR.

(And, yes, of course you may sub "Christmas" for the winter holiday of your choice, or no holiday at all. You do you. boo.)

If you're new here (HUH?!) the point of this little old Advent Calendar is simply to say THANK YOU to you, my readers. To share a moment or two of holiday cheer with you. To start our days (or end our evenings) with a wee bit of comfy-coziness.

In case I haven't said it enough: Thank you for buying and reading (and re-reading and re-re-reading) my books. Thank you for allowing me to earn my living doing the thing I love best. Thank you to those readers all over the world who consume my stories in languages I can't speak. Thank you to my wonderful patrons whose kindness and generosity help me through those leanish months where life gets in the way of spinning stories.

I appreciate you all very much. Full stop. Writers write for themselves, but we publish for others. I publish for YOU. I want to give you the best books I can because I want you to see the world the way I do: a place where kindness, the willingness to communicate, and the courage to love can change lives. 

I want my books to make you feel the way the holidays (ideally) make us feel. That love will find a way. That there is magic in the every day moments. That you are not alone. That everything is going to be okay. Because everything is going to be okay. ðŸ˜‰

So what's ahead this month? As in previous years, I'll probably share a couple of favorite holiday songs or a poem or a some inspirational pics or a vintage cartoon or a cocktail recipe (or three). There will perhaps (I cannot promise) codas from me toward the end of the month. There might be a giveaway or two from my wee little Etsy shop. And I know at least one of our talented and generous friends will contribute some fiction or art. 

In other words, every day will be as much of a surprise to me as to you. But good surprises. The best kind of surprises!   

Happy Holidays, my dear reader-friends. May all your days be merry and bright!


The Advent Calendar is Now Open




Monday, October 9, 2023

Time for an Update



 It probably says everything in that I'm staring blankly at my blog title and literally nothing comes to mind. 


I mean, I can just cut to the chase: I'm not writing much at the moment. I'm not blocked or burnt out or ill or retired. But I'M JUST BUSY doesn't really explain it. 

But, for example, this is my upcoming week.  We currently have no running water--this is heading into week three--due to a burst pipe somewhere in the slab beneath our (probably) kitchen floor. Maybe--hopefully--the new contractors will get permission from our house insurance company to start work this week. Meanwhile, I'm trying to pack for a gig in Ventura this coming weekend--vocal exercises, a rehearsal, laundry--oh, wait, no running water--set lists, etc. I'm also trying to pack for GRL, because when we get back from the gig, I literally have one day to get ready for the flight to Virginia. So I'm packing books, digging out swag--in between emptying out my office and the kitchen cupboards--because when the contractors finally get the go ahead, they'll be rerouting the plumbing through the walls, which means cutting into the walls of a bunch of unrelated rooms. 

Much of yesterday was spent trying to get a COVID booster. Because...long plane flight, conference, and the fact I have low immunity due to working in a bubble, worries me. I didn't react well to Covid. I wasn't one of the lucky people--like the SO--who was down for a two days and then back to normal. I was sick for a month and then suffered all kinds of ridiculous after-effects. IT'S WHAT I DO. Apparently. Anyway,  Kaiser has NO appointments available locally, and even if they did, they don't have the Moderna vax. I'm considering paying the $240. to get the shot out of network, but now my window for recovering from the after-effects (because, yes, of course, I can't even get the damned booster without being laid low) has closed. I did get my flu shot yesterday, though, so yay.

This is a snapshot of how my year--particularly the summer--has gone. It's actually the third time we've been without running water for a prolonged period. It has been a year of sick dogs, sick house, sick parents... 

The sick parents thing. My mother can not remember conversations or events that happened even half an hour earlier.

This all sounds so dark and gloomy, but actually, it has also been a great summer in a lot of ways. I've spent a lot of wonderful, precious time with family and friends--I've reconnected with friends I hadn't spoken to in decades: my best friend when I was five-years-old, my college roommates. I'm working on a huge Storyworth project with/for my dad. I've started an Etsy store (LOL I know). 

And I am writing a bit. On Patreon I'm "rewriting" the Secrets and Scrabble series from Jack's POV. Which is to say, I'm doing codas from Jack's POV covering all the encounters between Jack and Ellery in the books. Despite what that might sound like, it's actually a useful creative exercise because it's refreshing my memory of the series and the characters before I attempt to finish Corpse at Captain's Seat. 

I can't make any guarantees, but I would like to be able to finish that eighth book before the end of the year. It's a challenge because not long after I get back from GRL, my dear chum (I love that word) is coming for a week-ish and then we'll be into the holidays and then more holidays and birthdays and then it all starts again. 

Which is why when I try to think of what to say in an update, I'm not sure where to begin. 

Well, I could talk about translations--so many translations this year, which has been fantastic and a large part of what's kept us afloat financially--but, despite the strong start in the spring, the latter part of the year has not seen any fresh fiction from me. I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to finally having a stretch of time to simply write. In theory that time begins when I get home from GRL. In practice? 

Time will tell.





Friday, September 8, 2023

If a Tree Falls on the Internet No One Can Hear You Scream

 


I was watching The Magnificent Ambersons the other afternoon, which, if you're not familiar with the film, is an American masterpiece (despite the best efforts of RKO to shape it into something more palatable to a wartime audience) based on the classic novel by Booth Tarkington about the inevitable deterioration/destruction of a wealthy turn-of-the-century (last century) dynasty. It's a film about the engines of social change. In this case, literally an engine: the horseless carriage.

In the course of the film, inventor and automobile manufacturer Eugene Morgan is taken to task by the spoiled and shiftless son of aristocratic Isobel Amberson, the woman Eugene has loved all his life. The young man recognizes correctly that the automobile is going to change life as they all know it. Naturally, being rich and privileged and insulated from reality, the young man likes life just as it is. 

Anyway, everyone is shocked by young George's outburst, except Eugene who responds in a reasoned, even sympathetic manner. 

I'm not sure George is wrong about automobiles. With all their speed forward, they may be a step backward in civilization. It may be that they won't add to the beauty of the world or the life of men's souls. I'm not sure. But automobiles have come. And almost all outward things are going to be different because of what they bring. They're going to alter war and they're going to alter peace. And I think men's minds are going to be changed in subtle ways because of automobiles. And it may be that George is right. It may be that in ten or twenty years from now, if we can see the inward change in men by that time, I shouldn't be able to defend the gasoline engine but would have to agree with George: that automobiles had no business to be invented.

As I was listening to this speech, it occurred to me that you could easily substitute "AI" for "automobile," and Eugene would still be right. 

AI is here to stay and life for all of us is going to change forever. Has already begun to change. Businesses are proudly touting their AI whatever in TV ads. In practical application as it relates to corporations, all these AI upgrades simply mean it's going to be harder than ever to get through to a real human being when you've got a problem. God help you if you've got to call AT&T. Granted, that's been true for the last ten years.

Someone was telling me what a terrible time the screenwriters chose to go on strike, but I think SAG-AFTRA showed foresight. Hell yes, in a capitalistic society the natural progression is to replace human labor with machines whenever possible! That is good business. That is how capitalism works. This is a fight that was absolutely going to happen. Better to attack from a position of strength than when you're already on the ropes, in my opinion. 

That said, I am not by any stretch of the imagination anti-AI. I adore AI as a creative tool. AI is going to bring incredible gains to medicine, science, communication, agriculture... you name it. Yes, even the arts. It is fantastic.

And terrifying.

It has the potential to wipe us us off the gameboard. 

For sure it is going to mean the loss of jobs. Absolutely. It is going to create other jobs. Absolutely. That is how all great advances in technology work. AI is another Industrial Revolution. It is the automobile. It is the computer. It is all that and more. It is the Atomic Age x 10.

And we are only on the cusp of what is to come.

There is no turning back. The very most we can hope for--must fight for--is the reasoned and ethical use and implementation of AI. But even that will be very hard to do in a country that has granted personhood to corporations. I mean, can you really imagine successfully arguing that a corporation should be limited in how profitable it can be by insisting it continue to employ a human workforce versus AI? In front of this Supreme Court? That has never been a winnable argument in this country. It is the antithesis of capitalism. 

But that is the actual fight ahead of us. Yet all I see are people bitching that someone used a Midjourney image in their cover art. Or utlized ChatGPT for research. Sure. That's the big threat. And regulations on business stifle innovation and economic growth. 

Talk about missing the forest for the trees.



Friday, June 2, 2023

New Release PUZZLE FOR TWO

 


Happy Friday! 

I'm currently in that state of doing all the things in all the places all at once. Which means I've started a zillion projects and finished one. 😂😄😵

That one is PUZZLE FOR TWO, originally written for Patreon.

WHAT'S IT ABOUT? YOU ASK. 

Two can play at this game.

(No, that's part of the blurb. But yes, two can play at that--this--game. Except you're reading the blurb right now.)

 Fledging PI Zachariah Davies’s wealthy and eccentric client, toymaker Alton Beacher, wants to hire an investigator who can pose as his boyfriend while figuring out who is behind the recent attempts on his life. And Zach, struggling to save the business his father built, is just desperate enough to set aside his misgivings and take the job.

 But it doesn’t take long to realize all is not as it seems—and given that it all seems pretty weird, that’s saying something. The only person Zach can turn to for help is equally struggling, equally desperate, but a whole lot more experienced rival PI Flint Carey.

 Former Marine Flint has been waiting for Zach to throw in the towel and sell whatever’s left of the Davies Detective Agency to him. But when the inexperienced accountant-turned-shamus turns to him for help, Flint finds himself unwilling—or maybe unable—to say no.

 

HOWZ ABOUT AN EXCEPT?

(That's rhetorical, but I can hear what you're thinking and yes, there will be audio--James Woodrich has signed on to bring Zach and Flint to life--and yes, there will be print, in our normal laggardly fashion.)


Maybe Flint had read the same How to Succeed in Business articles as Zach because it turned out he had but one available time slot in his busy, busy day, and that was four minutes after Brooke phoned. Whether this was gamesmanship or he really did have more clients than Zach and Brooke calculated, he arrived in their lobby, damp and slightly disheveled, wearing blue jeans and a gray hoodie. He smelled of rain and mouthwash, and did not appear to have shaved for the last three days. He was also slightly out of breath from his jog across the parking lot, dodging numerous cars driven by maniacs desperately seeking spaces closer to the shops.

Even so, even damp, disheveled, and disapproving, there was something about Flint. Something that made it hard to dismiss him however much Zach tried. Flint had presence; a raw, vaguely disturbing virility that seemed to charge the air around him.

“Hi, Flint!” Brooke greeted him brightly as he dripped on their welcome mat. She liked Flint.

“Hey, kiddo.” Flint pushed back his soaked hood. His sun-streaked brown hair was a mass of wet ringlets, giving him a slightly crazed look. “Zachariah.”

It took Zach a moment to process that look of hungry anticipation on Flint’s lean face.

Hell.

As Flint’s bright hazel gaze held his own, Zach realized Flint was thinking he’d changed his mind about selling the agency. There was no reason to feel guilty about that misunderstanding, but somehow, he did.

“Did you want to step into my office?” he asked.

Flint shrugged. “Sure.”

“Would you like a coffee, Flint?” Brooke piped up.

“No thanks.”

Zach stepped into his office, closing the door behind Flint.

“I think there might be a slight misunderstanding,” Zach began.

He was interrupted by Mr. Bigglesworth, who—never a fan of anyone or anything that might steal Zach’s attention—made a big production of leaping from the chair in front of the desk across the room and onto the narrow bookshelf, where he proceeded, secret-agent style, to blend into the tidy row of houseplants. His giant sea-glass gaze peered through the foliage.

Flint looked taken aback. “What the hell was that?”


“That’s my cat.”

“That’s not a cat.”

“He certainly is.”

“Nope.”

“Yep. In fact, he’s purebred.”

That? Purebred? No way.”

“He has the papers to prove it.”

Flint snorted. “Then he forged them.”

Against his will, Zach laughed.

This seemed to encourage Flint, who said, “Admit it. You found him going through garbage cans in a back alley, and he sold you some sob story about a pair of bulldogs mugging him for his fur coat.”

Who knew Flint had a sense of humor? Zach said gravely, “He’s not a client. He’s an associate.”

“Of course he is.” Flint sighed and dropped into the chair vacated by Mr. Bigglesworth. “Okay. What’s the big misunderstanding? Or should I guess?”

“Sorry, but this isn’t about selling the business.” Zach squeezed in behind the desk and sat down. “It’s about hiring you.”

Flint’s obvious disappointment gave way to surprise. His brows shot up. “Hiring me? For what?”

“For surveillance work. The Beacher case is…well, to do it properly, we need more manpower.”

Flint’s smile was sardonic. His large hands fastened on the arms of the chair, and he started to rise. “Sorry. I’ve got my own caseload.”

Zach blurted, “I’ll pay you two hundred dollars an hour—and it’s not that many hours.”

Flint lowered himself to the chair again. He eyed Zach skeptically. “Go on.”

“You already know it’s a complicated situation.”

“Are you asking me or telling me?”

Flint had the kind of face that was really hard to read. Maybe behind that cool, glinting gaze beat a sympathetic heart, but Zach wouldn’t bet on it. Then again, he hadn’t realized Flint had a goofy sense of humor either. So maybe a more accurate reading of Flint’s emotional temperature was his smile: that faint, ever-present crease in his cheek, like Flint was secretly laughing at everyone and everything. What had Alton called it? Sarcastic. For sure, it wasn’t an all’s-right-with-the-world smile.

“Well, what did Al—Beacher tell you?” Zach asked.

Flint stared at him for a long moment, then gave a little shake of his head, like I give up. “I don’t like domestic cases. I make it a rule not to get in between spouses. Also, Alton Beacher’s reputation precedes him. So he didn’t get a chance to tell me much of anything.”

“What’s his reputation?”

“Are you telling me you took on a messy divorce case without knowing anything about your principals?”

“I’m not being paid to investigate my client. Sometimes people in terrible marriages need help, too.”

Flint considered that, grimaced. “Okay. Fair enough. Your client has a reputation for involving others in sticky situations.”

“I don’t know what that means.”

“It means you’re out of your league, junior.”

Zach said shortly, “Do you mind? I’m thirty. I’ve been earning my living since I was twenty-three.” He bit his lip, considered. “Alton’s been receiving death threats. He thinks his wife is behind them, but of course he’s not sure, which is why he hired me.”

“I’m sure it’s not the only reason he hired you.” Flint’s tone was dry. Meeting Zach’s gaze, he added, “Like I said, his reputation precedes him.”

What exactly did that mean? Zach didn’t know Flint well enough to judge whether Flint’s opinion of messy divorces and sticky situations was to be taken seriously. Frankly, Flint was already displaying an unexpected streak of, well, squeamishness Zach wouldn’t have expected.

At least, he thought it was squeamishness. They were both so busy fencing, it was difficult to know if they were even talking about the same thing.

“Okay, well, I can’t discuss the details unless you’re willing to sign an NDA as an independent contractor for Davies Detective Agency.”

Flint’s eyes narrowed, but he seemed to be looking inward rather than at Zach. He said finally, “Two hundred bucks an hour?”

“Yes.”

“What’s the gig?”

“I’m supposed to have dinner with Alton tonight. I feel like I need another pair of eyes on the scene just in case, well, something happens.”

Flint said nothing. Rain ticked against the windows.

As the silence stretched between them, Zach realized something. He’d been thinking he was just being extra conscientious in making sure he could provide the level of service Alton had paid for and rightfully expected. But as he waited for Flint to come to a decision, he recognized he was genuinely uneasy, and that at least some of that unease was for himself.

He could probably count on one hand the things he knew about Flint: that he was an ex-Marine, that he was thirty-five, unmarried and had no children, that he was firearms certified, that he had started his PI business five years earlier (which, ironically, meant he’d been Zach’s age), and that he was a fan of OG Magnum PI.


Not a whole hell of a lot. And yet, somehow, Zach knew that if he did really end up in a jam, Flint would be the guy he could trust to have his back.

The guy in question drew in a long, weary breath. “I’ve got to be honest. I’m already stretched too thin. I spent the weekend on stakeout. I can’t—”

Zach said quickly, “Two, maybe three hours. No more. I wouldn’t ask, Flint, but there’s something weird going on with this case. I can’t put my finger on it, but I can feel it in my gut. Something’s wrong...”

Zach trailed off. He knew exactly what Flint was thinking. How is this my problem?

Fair enough. Flint and Pop had been friendly, but they hadn’t been friends. Zach and Flint barely qualified as friendly. There was always some awkwardness, some odd tension underlying their exchanges. Yet here he was asking Flint for a favor. A well-paid favor, yes, but still a favor.

Flint opened his mouth, and Zach gulped, “Sorry. You’re right. Not your problem. I’ll figure something out.”

Flint directed a look of exasperation at Zach. He said tersely, “When and where?”