Friday, December 10, 2021

Advent Calendar Day 10

I'm just about done with my holiday shopping, the tree is trimmed, the halls are decked, the freezer is stuffed to bursting with holiday treats (also the liquor cabinet) and the Office Elf is wrapping my presents for me, so I'm in pretty good shape and able to completely focus is on finishing Body at Buccaneer Bay for it's December 18th release. 

So today it's just a jaunty little holiday song from 1940s (actually, I'm sure it's older, but this version is from the 40s). "Little Jack Frost Get Lost" sung by Marjorie Hughes (performed by Frankie Carle and His Orchestra). 

You're be humming this all day. You're welcome. ;-)




Thursday, December 9, 2021

Holiday Fiction from Meg Perry!

 


Woohoo! Meg Perry to the rescue!

Dear Merrymakers, the talented and generous Meg Perry has once again contributed a delicious morsel of festive fiction to the Advent Calendar. This year her series regulars Jamie Brodie and Pete Ferguson decide to get away for the holiday, and guess where they decide to visit? ;-) 



Small World

 

“I want to go to New England.”

My husband, Pete Ferguson, and I were sitting on our front porch in New Mexico, adult beverages at hand, watching the sunset. A warm spring breeze was ruffling my hair; my feet were propped on the porch rail, and contentment was spreading through my veins along with the Glenfiddich.

I’d never felt less like going anywhere.

I said lazily, “Sure. We’ll go sometime.”

“I mean this December.”

I turned my head to look at him. He had a dreamy, pie-in-the-sky expression on his face that I recognized well. It usually meant trouble for me in the end.

“We’re going to be in North Carolina in December.” We were spending the holidays with my entire extended family. Even my German cousins were coming.

“We can go to New England the week before. It’ll be perfect timing. We’ll be on the East Coast anyway, and we can recover from jet lag before we join your family.”

“It’ll be cold.”

“No colder than it would be if we stayed here.”

I wasn’t too sure about that. “It might snow.”

Yes!” Like that was a good thing. “Just picture it.” He spread his hands in front of him, panorama-style. “A quaint New England fishing village, decorated for Christmas.”

“We decorate for Christmas.”

“Twinkling lights, hot cocoa by a fireplace…”

“We can have cocoa by the fireplace here.”

“Strolling along the harbor, enjoying the ocean breeze…”

“More like a gale-force wind, that time of year.”

“Watching boats come and go, eating fresh lobster…”

He had me there. I couldn’t remember the last  time I’d eaten fresh lobster I. s it still in season in December?”

“I bet it is. What do you think?”

“I think you should stop sniffing the candles at the Hallmark store.” 

He laughed. “It’ll be romantic.”

I sighed deeply. “We’ll have to drive to LA first to leave Ammo with Ali and Mel.” At the sound of his name, our yellow Lab thumped his tail on the floor.

“So, we do that a week earlier than we’d planned to.”

There was clearly no point in arguing. I said, “Okay. I’ll look at flights. Tomorrow.”

He beamed. “It’ll be great!

Uh huh.

 

One week before Christmas, we flew from LAX to Boston. I’d been shocked to locate accommodations in the off-season in a quaint seaside fishing village, a bed and breakfast in a place called Pirate’s Cove - seriously - on an island off the coast of Rhode Island. So, once in Boston, we picked up our rental SUV - with four-wheel drive in case of snow - and headed south.

Getting to the island required a ferry ride from Newport. The “ocean breeze” was frigid, and the ferry rocked in the whitecaps on the bay. By the time we disembarked at Pirate’s Cove, we were both tinged with green.

Our B&B was a place called the Seacrest Inn. It did look inviting as we drove up. A lit, fully decorated Christmas tree stood in one window; the other windows glowed with light à la Thomas Kinkade.

Ours was the only car in the parking area.

The door opened as we hauled our bags from the trunk, revealing a woman wearing an apron. She waved at us. “Welcome! You must be Pete and Jeremy.”

I said, “Yes, ma’am. I go by Jamie.”

“I’m Nan Sweeny. I’m so delighted that you’re here! Come in, get out of that cold wind.”

We trundled into a reception area with a crackling fire. Overstuffed chairs and sofas were scattered around the room; the decor was strictly nautical. Nan said, “You must have had a long day! Did you fly into Providence?”

Pete was raptly taking in the Christmas tree with its lighthouse ornaments and the jars of sand and seashells. I said, “No, Boston.”

“Oh! It’s a lovely drive through the country, isn’t it?”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“Now, you have to call me Nan.”

“Yes, ma’am. Nan.”

She giggled. “Let me show you to your room.”

The room was up a flight of stairs and at the end of a cold hallway. She opened the door and waved us in. “Each room has its own thermostat, so you can set it however you like. I thought you might appreciate the warmth.”

The room was toasty. It would be too warm to sleep, but I said, “We do. Thank you.”

Pete was peering out the window. “There’s a lighthouse out there!”

“Yes, that’s the North Point lighthouse. You’ll have a wonderful view of it in the daytime. Are you early or late risers?”

I said, “Tomorrow, probably late.”

“How does breakfast at eight sound?”

“That sounds perfect. Thank you. Where’s the best place to get supper tonight?”

“Oh, that’ll be the Salty Dog pub. It’s on Main Street in town.”

 

The stiff wind off the harbor was bitterly cold, but the interior of the Salty Dog was warm and inviting. There weren’t a lot of patrons. The man behind the bar waved at us. “Welcome! Sit anywhere you like.”

“Thanks.” We chose a table near the fireplace. A college-aged girl appeared at our elbows as soon as we were seated. “Hi! I’m Libby. What can I get you to drink? We have hot mulled cider.”

I said, “Ooh. That.”

She laughed. “I’ll be right back.”

Pete perused the menu while I scanned the room. A few clumps of people who had to be locals were scattered about. Another male couple was seated to my left. I shared a glance with the guy facing me - then he did a double take and stared.

I narrowed my eyes at him. He looked away.

Libby reappeared with our cider and took our orders. Once she was out of earshot I said, “There’s a guy to your right who’s staring at me.”

To his credit, Pete didn’t immediately look over. “Which one? The dark-haired one?”

“No, the other one.” The guy had light brown hair. He was wearing jeans and an Aran sweater, but his demeanor screamed cop. “I think he’s law enforcement.”

Pete grinned. “Well, you do look suspicious.”

I sipped my cider. “Here he comes.”

The guy stopped a couple of feet away from our table so that he wasn’t looming over us. Considerate. He asked me, “What’s your last name?”

I crossed my arms and scowled at him. “Who wants to know?”

Recognition dawned on his face. “Brodie.”

Whaaaat? “Who the hell are you?

“Sorry. Jack Carson. I’m the police chief in Pirate’s Cove, but I started my career with LAPD. I knew a guy, a homicide detective at West LA Division, who looks a lot like you.”

Pete was chuckling. I said, “Kevin.”

Yes. Kevin Brodie. You must be brothers.”

“We are. I’m Jamie. This is my husband, Pete Ferguson.”

Pete said, “I was ten years on the street with LAPD. Kevin was my partner for a while.”

Carson shook his head in disbelief. “What are the odds? Is he still at West LA?”

I said, “No. He’s a social worker with the DA’s Victim Services now.”

Carson looked like he thought that was crazy. “Has anyone broken his marksmanship record at the academy?”

“Nope. Would Kevin remember you?”

“He might. I was homicide, too, but at Wilshire. We’d see each other at West Bureau meetings.”

“I’ll tell him we ran into you.”

Pete asked, “How’d you end up here?”

Something flickered in Carson’s eyes. “Long story.” He turned to his dinner companion, who’d come up behind him. “Turns out, our New Mexico visitors are actually from Los Angeles.”

“No kidding.” The dark-haired man was incredibly good-looking. “I’m Ellery Page. How on earth did you stumble across Pirate’s Cove?”


I said, “You have the only seaside B&B in all of New England that’s open in December.”

Page laughed. “I’m sure. Several of our other businesses stay open all year, too. I own a bookstore just down the street. You’ll have to stop by.”

I was sure that my face had lit up like - well, a Christmas tree. “What kind of bookstore?”

“A mystery bookstore. It’s called the Crow’s Nest.”

Of course, it had to be a mystery bookstore. I hoped I didn’t sound snarky. “This place has all the ingredients for a cozy mystery series.”

Page and Carson shared a look. Carson said, “Yeah, well. Tell Kevin I said hello.”

“I will.”

Page said, “I’ll see you at the shop tomorrow.”

“Absolutely.”

The two men pulled on coats and left, wishing a good night to everyone in the room. Our lobster rolls arrived, and we dug in. I said, “Mm. This is good.”

“Yep. Are you glad we came yet?”

I rolled my eyes at him. “I’ll let you know tomorrow.”

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Advent Calendar Day 8

 


Happy Holidays! Happy Wednesday! 

Many years later, I'm still on my quest for the perfect chocolatey Christmas cocktail. Not that I don't love my Gingerbread martinis or my long-time fave Pimm's Cups, but every so often I get a hankering for a chocolate martini with a little bit of holiday zing. 

So the Office Elf came across this, courtesy of Town and Country A lot of those martinis look really, really good, but especially interesting to me is the Snow Cap. There are several variations on this--sometimes they're called Snowflakes or Snowslides or Snow Falls--but they always seem to boil down to Kahlua and vodka. 

(If you've got a choice chocolate holiday cocktail, could you share it in the comment section down below?) 

Anyway, here's the recipe for Town and Country's Snow Cap. If you try it, let me know what you think. And I'll return the favor. ;-) 

The Snow Cap


Ingredients

1.5 oz Baileys

1 oz vodka

1.5 oz coconut cream

Oreo dust

coconut wafer (What, pray tell, is a coconut wafer? Anyone?)


Instructions

Add Baileys, vodka, and coconut cream to shaker and shake with ice. Strain into martini glass rimmed crushed Oreos. Garnish with coconut wafer.


 

Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Advent Calendar Day 7

 


Some of the best holiday cartoons are Disney classics, some of which you can watch for free on the Disney channel. 

Like, fer instance, Pluto's Christmas Tree which was made in 1952 and is less than seven minutes long. You've got seven minutes before you've got to rush off and Do All the Things, right?


CLICK HERE TO WATCH



Monday, December 6, 2021

Advent Calendar Day 6

 


So This is Monday. ;-) 

So This is a giveaway. Though it's really for those of you who are newer to my work or just never got around to picking up the Christmas stories. 

The thing is, mystery and suspense are my passion, no question, but there's just something about Christmas stories. The SO teases me about my loathing for "heartwarming," but every hardboiled dame has a sentimental streak, and I'm no different. I like puppies and hot cocoa (pref with brandy) and old fashioned Christmas cards with sparkly glitter that somehow ends up on your cheeks for the rest of the day. I don't deny it. 

I like writing Christmas stories, so take that.  

Enywhoo I'm giving away 200 copies of The Dickens with Love, (which is possibly my all time favorite Christmas story), on Prolific Works. Click here. The password is happyholidays1 (space and case sensitive) and it would be super  nice of you if you signed up for my newsletter (you can always unsubscribe). 

What the Story is About...

Three years ago, a scandal cost antiquarian book hunter James Winter everything that mattered to him: his job, his partner, and his self-respect. But now the rich and unscrupulous Mr. Stephanopoulos has a proposition. A previously unpublished Christmas book by Charles Dickens has turned up in the hands of an English chemistry professor by the name of Sedgwick Crisparkle. Mr. S. wants that book at any price -- and he needs James to get it for him. There's just one catch. James can't tell the nutty professor who the buyer is.

Actually, two catches because the nutty Professor Crisparkle turns out to be totally gorgeous -- and on the prowl. Faster than you can say "Old Saint Nick," James is mixing business with pleasure -- and in real danger of forgetting that this is just a holiday romance.


Two hundred copies, and when they're gone, they're gone. So get 'em while the gettin's good.

And when you've read the story, here's the coda I wrote for James and Sedgwick


Sunday, December 5, 2021

Advent Calendar Day 5

 ARE WE THERE YET?

It's the 5th day of Christmas and I have a holiday song for you: "Snow Flower" by BTS (featuring V).

If you've never heard of BTS, well, among other things, they're the Office Elf's fave band in all the realm. I like them too, luckily. ;-) 

I love the jazzy Charlie Brown's Christmas vibe to this. What's your favorite holiday song this season? 





Saturday, December 4, 2021

Advent Calendar Day 4

 

This doesn't look like that recipe to me!

According to my compass, it's Saturday, and you know what that means: HERE THERE BE DRINKING.

I have a confession. Despite its prevalence in literature--possibly even my own--I've never actually had a Hot Buttered Rum

The Office Elf found it for me, so I don't know how good it is, I'm pretty sure the Office Elf has also never had a Hot Buttered Rum. So we can try this recipe out together. 

If you know a better variation (or a better cocktail) feel free to share in the comments below. 


Ingredients

2 teaspoons firmly packed brown sugar

1 tablespoon softened butter

1 splash pure vanilla extract

1 dash ground cinnamon

1 dash ground nutmeg

1 dash ground allspice

2 ounces dark rum

4 ounces hot water

Garnish with a cinnamon stick

Place the sugar, butter, vanilla extract, and spices into the bottom of an Irish coffee glass or mug and mix well. Pour in the rum and top it with hot water. Garnish with cinnamon stick.


Can that really be it???







Friday, December 3, 2021

Advent Calendar Day 3

 Good morning! 

Or is it evening?

Or is this your lunch break? ;-) 

Did you ever see the Rankin/Bass Production of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Once upon a time watching Rudolph was a holiday tradition. So much so, that I remember showing it to the SO our first Christmas together. He was...well, it probably wasn't noir enough for him. All that snow and singing elves. ;-) 

We do have a holiday movie tradition, and that's watching The Thin Man with William Powell and Myrna Loy. 

I don't know if the 1967 film Cricket on the Hearth is one of your holiday classics or soon-to-be holiday classics, but here it is for your viewing enjoyment (it's just over half an hour long, so grab a cuppa or a glassa and relax for a little bit).





Thursday, December 2, 2021

Advent Calendar Day 2

 Good morning! I'm half-way through my holiday shopping (see spreadsheet #10024) and that is SUCH a relief. Until I think about wrapping all this stuff. :-D :-D :-D  THANK HEAVENS FOR THE OFFICE ELF. 

But since I'm in a I'll-think-about-my-credit-cards-tomorrow mood, I thought we'd do a little bit of a giveaway. 

I have two copies of the charming 100 Christmas Wishes: Vintage Holiday Cards from The New York Public Library, which I'll give away to randomly selected commenters. 

All you have to do is share one of your favorite winter holiday memories below.

As for me, we used to spend Christmas vacation at my grandparents' mountain cabin. Every year we prayed for snow, but I think that actually only happened once. ;-) At first, there was no TV, so we spent our holiday break hiking and exploring, playing with paper dolls or games like Mystery Date (I kid you not), baking MOUNTAINS of sugary deliciousness, and listening to Christmas music on this very old portable record player. I was the only one of my friends who was familiar with the entire oeuvre of the Mills Brothers and the Andrews Sisters. ;-) So yeah, it was pretty old school. There was even an outhouse for those occasional emergencies when the only bathroom was already in use. In fact, it was too old school for my grandparents, who quickly got cable and built on another bathroom. ;-)

I think I was in college when my grandparents moved back to "civilization," and we started celebrating the holidays at home like regular folk. There's a lot to be said for central heating! But I have to say, those rough and ready cabin Christmases were kind of magical. 

Share your magical holiday memories below.


 


Wednesday, December 1, 2021

Advent Calendar Day 1


Happy Holidays!





What. A. Year. 

I have no idea where 2021 went. It started out well enough, but kind of unraveled midway through, and that was that. Wherever those 336 days went, they're gone forever, and all we can do now is make the most of the thirty-one sunrises and sunsets remaining. 

(Actually, we already had today's sunrise, so that's thirty sunrises, and...yeah. It's the quality, not the quantity, right?)

I went back and forth on whether to do the Advent Calendar this year. I'm certainly feeling better than I did a few months ago, but I'm still writing so flipping slowly, so I can't promise that there'll be any codas this year (my focus has to be on finishing these final long-promised books). However, I can still do my part to start you off each day with a little bit of Christmas cheer. It's such a busy, hectic, and (too-often) stressful time of year, it's great to take a few moments each day just to...take a breath. 

That's the point of this calendar, really, to give you a moment or two of Happy Holidays! To say Thank You

Thank you for buying and reading (and re-reading and re-re-reading) my books. Thank you to those readers all over the world who consume my stories in languages I can't speak! Thank you even-sort-of to those of you who are so impatient for the new stories, you get a little, er, cranky sometimes.

Seriously, I appreciate you all very much. Writers write for themselves, but we publish for others. I publish for you. I want to give you the best books I can because I want you to love the books. I want you to love the way the books make you feel--ideally, kind of the way the holidays make you feel. ;-)

(Er, I mean the good holiday feelings, not the way you feel when your parcels are misdelivered or the liquor store runs out of cake-flavored vodka.) 

So what's ahead this month? As in previous years, I'll probably share a couple of favorite holiday songs or a poem or a some inspirational photos or a vintage cartoon or a cocktail recipe (or three). There will likely be giveaways. And maybe one of our talented and generous previous contributors will pop in with some fiction or art? I honestly don't know. I think we'll just take it one day at a time.  

This morning I want to share a YouTube video that my friend David Warner shared with me. It's tender and crazy and altogether lovely.  I hope you enjoy it. It's called When Harry Met Santa. ;-) 






 

Thursday, November 25, 2021

Happy Thanksgiving!

 No question this was a rough year, so it's good to take a day to celebrate all there is to be happy about and grateful for--from the little things like remembering the whole jellied cranberries for my dad, to the big things like having more than enough to eat, a roof over our heads, people I love who love me back. 

I hope you have a wonderful day--and that every day brings you lots and lots to to be grateful for.




Friday, November 5, 2021

Okay, Here's What's Happening


 I mean, to the best of my knowledge, this is what is happening. 

Because, honestly, this year. 

I no longer have any kind of schedule because everything is so far out of whack. The problem with stacking so many preorders SO close together is, if one slides, it starts an avalanche, and that's kind of where we are now. 

(Which is why there is so little scheduled for next year. It's not that I don't plan to write, but I'll be mostly writing without deadlines. Because right now, at this moment in time, the very concept of DEADLINES ratchets up my anxiety and stress like nobody's business.)

Obviously--I mean, I hope it's obvious?--I'm doing my best to complete the final three projects of the year: Body at Buccaneer Bay, The Movie-Town Murders, and Hide and Seek. But I'm not going to offer release dates anymore, beyond saying, I'm going as fast as I can. Having made everyone wait, I'm trying to make sure the books are the best I can make them. I don't want to slop them out just because I'm dreading missing another deadline. I mean, if I was going to do that, I could've put these books out months ago and saved everyone a lot of exasperation.

The good news is, I just got back from two weeks of vacation, and I feel better than I have in, literally, years. Two years, to be exact. So I'm WAY calmer and a lot more optimistic. I'm even, dare I say it, productive. Or at least, I've had a very productive week. 

The bad news is, I can't magically fix the mess I'm in as far as missed deadlines and not enough time to do All The Things. I'm tackling the projects before me one at a time. I really, really do not want anything to slip into 2022. But there's a lot to do and we're entering the manic distractions of the holiday season. I'm trying to be optimistic but realistic, which is why I'm making no promises. Or at least, no promise beyond the promise to do my best.

One thing at a time. That's my mantra. 

I will say, this is a weird position to find myself in. I mean, I've missed deadlines before, I've been through burn out, I've struggled with anxiety and depression, but I've never been through anything like the past two years. And I know I'm not alone, I know my situation is not unique, I know that the angrier and more frustrated with myself I get, the deeper the hole I dig. I know these things. I accept these things. 

The only way out is one word, one sentence, one paragraph, one page at a time. So that's what I'm doing. That's where we are. 

Thank you for listening.