As you may have noticed, I was having trouble hitting my deadlines even before the pandemic (wow, that is still such a WEIRD phrase, isn't it?) and because I heavily rely on preorders, losing that option at Amazon is painful.
I mean, it all evens out in the end, and preorders actually cut into your sales rankings, but I've become so dependent on those big chunks of cash in the beginning of the book's life cycle that I'm kind of afraid to go back to selling the old way.
Right now Amazon is showing some humanity and restoring preorders to those of us--which turns out to be a lot of more authors than I had imagined (and is it wrong to be relieved by that?)--having trouble creating on cue right now. So while I've got my preorders back--and not knowing what the future holds--I'm hedging my bets and listing several books for preorder WAAAAAAAY out there. As in for this time next year.
Will it really take me until the end of May 2021 to write The Movie-Town Murders? I don't think so. I sure hope not! But life--as well as art--seems uncertain right now. So I'm just guaranteeing myself a few preorders over the coming year, just in case.
Which is a long way of saying, DON'T FREAK OUT OVER THESE DATES WHEN YOU SEE THEM. I'm not really going to give up writing for a year. I'm just extending those lead times as long as I can. I can push them forward without penalty--and I will!--but pushing them back is where the trouble begins.
Anyway, here's one of the new covers for the Secrets and Scrabble series. This one is for SCANDAL AT THE SALTY DOG.
Friday, May 22, 2020
Friday, May 15, 2020
It's Twelve O'Clock Somewhere
In the name of research for the Secrets and Scrabble series, I've been trying to create a cocktail called the Upside Down Pirate--and I'm having mixed results. (No pun intended.)
It started out as mix of Pineapple Upside-Down Martini and a Wrecked Pirate. Basically, I'm trying to sub vodka for rum and add blue curacao to the PUD (which is one of my all-time favorite martinis).
I think the secret might be cake flavored syrup? Or would that be too sweet?
Anyway, it's Friday night and I'm about to Zoom my bestie, and therefore it is cocktail hour. The SO is going to grill fake brats while we drink and catch-up. Drinks, a nice meal--he brought me roses the color of "bittersweet." It's a summery evening, but not warm enough for a night swim. Life goes on, and it's good. Different, but good.
I hope you're having a lovely evening--and will have a delightfully socially distanced weekend.
OH. Here's my recipe so far!
It started out as mix of Pineapple Upside-Down Martini and a Wrecked Pirate. Basically, I'm trying to sub vodka for rum and add blue curacao to the PUD (which is one of my all-time favorite martinis).
I think the secret might be cake flavored syrup? Or would that be too sweet?
Anyway, it's Friday night and I'm about to Zoom my bestie, and therefore it is cocktail hour. The SO is going to grill fake brats while we drink and catch-up. Drinks, a nice meal--he brought me roses the color of "bittersweet." It's a summery evening, but not warm enough for a night swim. Life goes on, and it's good. Different, but good.
I hope you're having a lovely evening--and will have a delightfully socially distanced weekend.
OH. Here's my recipe so far!
Ingredients
2 parts spiced rum
1 part coconut rum
2 parts pineapple juice (OR--tonight--I'm experimenting with coconut-pineapple juice)
Splash Blue Curacao
Splash of cake-flavored syrup (IS THIS A MISTAKE???)
Fresh Pineapple garnish
Maraschino Cherries garnish
Instructions
Add 1 cup ice to a shaker.
Add the rums, Blue Curacao, juice and syrup. Shake well. Pour in a martini glass. Garnish with pineapple and cherries.
Friday, May 8, 2020
Five Binge-worthy Television Shows
A lot of my fiction is inspired by real life crime. Not that I lift cases wholesale, but I'll pick a murder from here, a motive from there... But there's nothing like a familiarity with true crime to teach you how often real life has to be toned down to create believable fiction.
Since so many of us are still stuck home with 57 channels and nothing on (I'm assuming you've already seen Tiger King -- SHE DID IT, SHE TOTALLY KILLED HER HUSBAND!!!!!) here are some of my favorite true crime documentaries, guaranteed to keep you entertained, and possibly amazed at the perfidy of your fellow humans.
The Imposter - I've recced this film a few times on this blog BUT YOU STILL HAVEN'T WATCHED IT, HAVE YOU? It strongly influenced my own Stranger on the Shore, although it's quite a different story. This one is sad and creepy and completely fascinating.
Don't F**k with Cats - The hunt for an internet troll turns into something very different and alarming for a team of online amateur sleuths. WARNING there's some truly disturbing cruelty to animals in this, but it's well worth watching (although I advise closing your eyes at those scenes).
The Jinx - HE DID IT, HE TOTALLY KILLED HIS WIFE!!! The documentary of the case that the Ryan Gosling film All Good Things is based on. This is another weird and creepy story that will have your scalp prickling when you're not actually gasping out-loud.
Soaked in Bleach - SHE DID IT, SHE TOTALLY KILLED HER HUSBAND!!! Documentary/Docudrama exploring the possibility that Courtney Love murdered Curt Cobain. Unsurprisingly, not everyone is persuaded by investigator Tom Grant's conclusions, but he makes a credible and convincing witness, in my humble opinion.
Amanda Knox - I CAN'T TELL IF SHE DID IT!!! Previous to watching this film, I didn't have much of an opinion about this case. I like to assume the police usually get it right, though familiarity with true crime docs have shaken that innocent confidence. This was a really alarming example of what happens when investigators go in with their minds already made up.
Do you have any fave documentaries you want to rec to our viewing audience? ;-)
Since so many of us are still stuck home with 57 channels and nothing on (I'm assuming you've already seen Tiger King -- SHE DID IT, SHE TOTALLY KILLED HER HUSBAND!!!!!) here are some of my favorite true crime documentaries, guaranteed to keep you entertained, and possibly amazed at the perfidy of your fellow humans.
The Imposter - I've recced this film a few times on this blog BUT YOU STILL HAVEN'T WATCHED IT, HAVE YOU? It strongly influenced my own Stranger on the Shore, although it's quite a different story. This one is sad and creepy and completely fascinating.
Don't F**k with Cats - The hunt for an internet troll turns into something very different and alarming for a team of online amateur sleuths. WARNING there's some truly disturbing cruelty to animals in this, but it's well worth watching (although I advise closing your eyes at those scenes).
The Jinx - HE DID IT, HE TOTALLY KILLED HIS WIFE!!! The documentary of the case that the Ryan Gosling film All Good Things is based on. This is another weird and creepy story that will have your scalp prickling when you're not actually gasping out-loud.
Soaked in Bleach - SHE DID IT, SHE TOTALLY KILLED HER HUSBAND!!! Documentary/Docudrama exploring the possibility that Courtney Love murdered Curt Cobain. Unsurprisingly, not everyone is persuaded by investigator Tom Grant's conclusions, but he makes a credible and convincing witness, in my humble opinion.
Amanda Knox - I CAN'T TELL IF SHE DID IT!!! Previous to watching this film, I didn't have much of an opinion about this case. I like to assume the police usually get it right, though familiarity with true crime docs have shaken that innocent confidence. This was a really alarming example of what happens when investigators go in with their minds already made up.
Do you have any fave documentaries you want to rec to our viewing audience? ;-)
Saturday, May 2, 2020
The OFFICIAL Secret at Skull House Blog Tour! ;-)
I rarely do blog tours for book releases but hey. Everything old is new again, so just to kind of spread the word a bit, I'm doing a tour with Silver Dagger Book Tours for Secret at Skull House!I'm REALLY out of practice with this stuff, so I'm not even sure if I offered giveaways or prizes. OOPS. Maybe I should have? Maybe at the end of the tour I'll give something away here--like I'll do a drawing from everyone who commented on every stop along the blog tour?
What should I giveaway? Hmmm. I'll have to think of something fun that can be global without involving a lot of packing or shipping.
But anyway! The book is live and I'm really happy about that.
Oh. I read in a review that the next installment is not out until next year. GULP. WHAT DOES THAT REVIEWER KNOW THAT I DON'T? SOMEONE TAKE MY TEMPERATURE. I'm actually working on the next installment now. I'm not setting it up for preorders, but that doesn't mean it's not coming out this year--I'm not setting anything new up for preorders for the foreseeable future. At least, not at Amazon.
I'm planning EIGHT of these books by the way. So...yeah.
I also read in ANOTHER review that cozy is a new genre to me. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Wait. What??? YOU LEARN SO MUCH ABOUT YOURSELF IN REVIEWS. So no. Actually, this is a homecoming for me. I cut my mystery writing teeth in the mainstream cozy genre. I had reasonably successful cozy series with both Pocket and Berkeley. I was a Mystery Guild Alternate Selection, for chrissake. And I am really loving writing cozy again. FOR NOW. I'm not giving up the FBI thrillers or the angsty standalones or my beloved bewitched and bewildered series, but I do find cozy is what works for me right now. It's...comforting.
But cozy is not for everyone. (Well, nothing is for everyone.) And that's okay. These are not going to be hugely romantic, although there is a slow but definite romantic arc. They are not going to be hugely angsty. They are not going to be hugely suspenseful. They are not going to be HUGELY ANYTHING because the whole point is to be light and diverting and reassuring that all is still well with the world.
EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT.
Nah, I'm kidding. I hope.
Anywhoooo. Here's the tour--and thank you so much to everyone taking part in it!
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Tuesday, April 28, 2020
New Release SECRET AT SKULL HOUSE
THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE.
Wait. That was me. All last week.
But it is done, and it is live--except at Kobo, where I will try to get it uploaded today.
SECRET AT SKULL HOUSE: AN M/M COZY MYSTERY (Secrets and Scrabble 2) is now available most everywhere.
It's light and fun and hopefully provides a couple of hours of comfort and amusement. I *think* it does all that? And maybe a bit more?
BLURB:
You can read more on my website. :-)
You can buy it pretty much everywhere--and yes, it is coming in print and audio! Absolutely.
Wait. That was me. All last week.
But it is done, and it is live--except at Kobo, where I will try to get it uploaded today.
SECRET AT SKULL HOUSE: AN M/M COZY MYSTERY (Secrets and Scrabble 2) is now available most everywhere.
It's light and fun and hopefully provides a couple of hours of comfort and amusement. I *think* it does all that? And maybe a bit more?
BLURB:
Ellery Page is back—and in hot water again!
Unlike everyone else in Pirate’s Cove, Ellery Page, aspiring
screenwriter, reigning Scrabble champion, and occasionally clueless owner of
the village’s only mystery bookstore, is anything but thrilled when famed
horror author Brandon Abbott announces he’s purchased legendary Skull House and
plans to live there permanently.
Ellery and Brandon have history. Their relationship ended
badly, and the last thing Ellery wants is a chance to patch things up—especially
when his relationship with Police Chief Jack Carson is just getting
interesting. But then, maybe Brandon isn’t all that interested in getting back
together either, because he seems a lot more interested in asking questions
about the bloodstained past of his new home than discussing a possible future
with Ellery.
What is Brandon really up to?
Ellery will have to unscramble that particular puzzle
posthaste. Because after his former flame disappears following their loud and
public argument, Ellery seems to be Police Chief Carson’s first—and only—suspect.
BUY IT:
Kobo
Friday, April 24, 2020
COVER REVEAL: Mystery at the Masquerade
So hey. I have no idea what book is coming next after Secret at Skull House. I have so much admiration for those writers who are inspired or energized to keep writing through a pandemic. But hey, then again, it's not MY first pandemic.
KIDDING.
It's probably not any of our last pandemics. But that's kind of a dark thought for a gorgeous sunny morning. So let's let that go.
Mystery at the Masquerade is coming this year, although, again, I have no idea when. I'm not bothering to list it as a preorder yet. Not least because I'm about to lose preorders at Amazon--Bell, Book and Scandal has been pushed to October. And even that is fingers-crossed.
But anyway, here's what I'm kinda sorta working on soonish maybe. ;-)
KIDDING.
It's probably not any of our last pandemics. But that's kind of a dark thought for a gorgeous sunny morning. So let's let that go.
Mystery at the Masquerade is coming this year, although, again, I have no idea when. I'm not bothering to list it as a preorder yet. Not least because I'm about to lose preorders at Amazon--Bell, Book and Scandal has been pushed to October. And even that is fingers-crossed.
But anyway, here's what I'm kinda sorta working on soonish maybe. ;-)
Sunday, April 12, 2020
Happy Easter!
Now that I'm past the age of Easter bunnies and egg hunts--and my nieces and nephews are past the days of Easter bunnies and egg hunts--Easter has mostly meant a celebration of spring and family.
Usually my family would be getting together today for Easter dinner. There would be drinks and talk and more talk and more drinks and a very delicious dinner. We all live about five minutes from each other, so it is beyond weird not to be able to be together today.
The SO and I haven't prepared an Easter dinner in years--actually, never. My middle sis does Easter. My youngest sister does Christmas and Christmas Eve. I do Thanksgiving and 4th of July. But today we're cooking. And today we're resting and relaxing and focusing on being grateful for all that we have--and not dwelling on what we don't. We are keeping a good thought for the spring.
I hope you have a lovely day, whether you celebrate a particular holiday or not, and that the spring brings you a bundle of joyful days and happy moments.
Usually my family would be getting together today for Easter dinner. There would be drinks and talk and more talk and more drinks and a very delicious dinner. We all live about five minutes from each other, so it is beyond weird not to be able to be together today.
The SO and I haven't prepared an Easter dinner in years--actually, never. My middle sis does Easter. My youngest sister does Christmas and Christmas Eve. I do Thanksgiving and 4th of July. But today we're cooking. And today we're resting and relaxing and focusing on being grateful for all that we have--and not dwelling on what we don't. We are keeping a good thought for the spring.
I hope you have a lovely day, whether you celebrate a particular holiday or not, and that the spring brings you a bundle of joyful days and happy moments.
Friday, April 10, 2020
Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Down
Actually, I LOVE rainy days.
That said, right now I feel better when it's warm and I can swim. I go for walks with the SO and the dogs every couple of days, but I find it stressful because the SO does not--in my humble opinion--keep enough social distance between us and anyone we happen to meet. He lets the dogs put things in their mouths THEY SHOULD NOT BE PUTTING IN THEIR MOUTHS. He does not understand the point of a retractable leash.
In short--hahahahahahaa (sorry but Spenser is currently chasing his tail in front of me... He's started doing this again, although he's now six months old and should really know better).
Where was I?
Oh. Right. It's stressful going for walks with the SO. That's the long and short of it. It was easier when it was warm enough for me to swim and I was working my tension out that way.
Don't get me wrong, I am grateful that I have the SO and the dogs to keep me company--and presumably they feel the same. Actually, the SO even said so the other night. "If I have to be in quarantine with someone, I'd choose you."
And they say romance is dead. :-D
I'm worried but not unduly. At least, I don't think it's undue. There's plenty to worry about. But so far we are healthy. There are, as of this moment, 79 cases in our city. Which means that's more like 700, but that's out of a population of 475,000. We have enough food, we have a lifetime supply of fiction, we have streaming services, we are warm and comfortable and so far still able to pay our bills (fingers crossed).
I'm still having trouble working. I can't lie. It's really hard to focus. Really hard to write light-hearted, fun stories about mystery and romance. But it would probably be harder to write something serious. It's not about the work itself, it's about the level of concentration required to create what amounts to a dream state for other people. Because when you get down to it, that's what fiction is. You are creating a dream for others to live in for a few hours. Whether you're a "good" writer or a lousy writer, it demands an incredible amount of extended focus to do that. Right now I have the attention span of a five-year-old during a fire drill.
I'm okay with the isolation. Up to an extent. I mean, I'm a writer so I'm used to working at home, I'm used to being chained to my desk. But I'm also used to walking with my sister and having coffee a couple of times a week, I'm used to getting massage for my back and wrists, I'm used to having my dad over for lunch and a movie (he's really, really struggling with this enforced stay-at-home-order). I'm used to being able to go out for the occasional dinner or to grab something at the market or to meet a friend for lunch... NOT THAT I DO THESE THINGS A LOT. But I could. That's the difference. :-D
I discovered Zoom the other day! The SO did a Zoom get-together for some book-world friends, and I joined in. It's pretty cool! So I think I might do Zoom with my Patreons? I have to figure out the logistics, but it seems to have real possibility.
What else? I tried out Instacart this week! That's a wonderful service. The SO was going out to grab whatever we needed in the way of fresh produce and dairy, and I started to panic because he's high risk. So, to his disgust, I tried out Instacart and it's great. Even so, I couldn't stop him from running out to get celery this morning. HE CAME BACK WITH BAGS OF GROCERIES AND THEN ADMITTED HE HAD TRIED TO GET WATER AND HAD ALSO GONE TO THREE OTHER STORES.
*sigh*
He brought me flowers, which I suspect is his method of keeping me from yelling at him.
It was only partially successful.
Anyway, God bless the essential workers who are keeping us all glued together. Granted, some of us are better glued together than others.
I'm trying not to watch the news, but here I am watching the news again...
(LOL. Does Trump really expect us to rejoice that he's managed to keep oil prices high? :-D Given the profit margin of oil companies? I'm sorry, I just can't cry too much over the idea of an oil company executive having to take a smaller bonus. Because that's what it's really about. They're not going to preserve jobs. They never do. It's always about the profit margin. ALWAYS. Speaking as a former evil corporate overlord. It's always about the PROFIT margin. Let me reiterate: profit MARGIN.)
But I don't want to veer into politics today. It's Good Friday and I'm grateful to be alive and healthy--and grateful that my loved ones are still alive and healthy. SO I HEAR. I'm grateful for many, many things. Really, in the big picture, California always needs rain, so even the rain is something to be grateful for.
I've been watching a lot of YouTube videos on grooming because... Well, no more facials, no more hair salon, no more nails, no more... Did you know there's a whole world of beauty blogging??? I have learned many interesting things. Like how to perm my eyelashes. Yeah, I'm not kidding!
Anyway. The books are coming along. Slowwwwwwwwly but surely.
I'm reading a lot of vintage mystery right now. What does it say that WW2 seems more comforting than current events? Here's what I've got on my nightstand.
How are you doing? Are you hanging in there? What are you reading?
That said, right now I feel better when it's warm and I can swim. I go for walks with the SO and the dogs every couple of days, but I find it stressful because the SO does not--in my humble opinion--keep enough social distance between us and anyone we happen to meet. He lets the dogs put things in their mouths THEY SHOULD NOT BE PUTTING IN THEIR MOUTHS. He does not understand the point of a retractable leash.
In short--hahahahahahaa (sorry but Spenser is currently chasing his tail in front of me... He's started doing this again, although he's now six months old and should really know better).
Where was I?
Oh. Right. It's stressful going for walks with the SO. That's the long and short of it. It was easier when it was warm enough for me to swim and I was working my tension out that way.
Don't get me wrong, I am grateful that I have the SO and the dogs to keep me company--and presumably they feel the same. Actually, the SO even said so the other night. "If I have to be in quarantine with someone, I'd choose you."
And they say romance is dead. :-D
I'm worried but not unduly. At least, I don't think it's undue. There's plenty to worry about. But so far we are healthy. There are, as of this moment, 79 cases in our city. Which means that's more like 700, but that's out of a population of 475,000. We have enough food, we have a lifetime supply of fiction, we have streaming services, we are warm and comfortable and so far still able to pay our bills (fingers crossed).I'm still having trouble working. I can't lie. It's really hard to focus. Really hard to write light-hearted, fun stories about mystery and romance. But it would probably be harder to write something serious. It's not about the work itself, it's about the level of concentration required to create what amounts to a dream state for other people. Because when you get down to it, that's what fiction is. You are creating a dream for others to live in for a few hours. Whether you're a "good" writer or a lousy writer, it demands an incredible amount of extended focus to do that. Right now I have the attention span of a five-year-old during a fire drill.
I'm okay with the isolation. Up to an extent. I mean, I'm a writer so I'm used to working at home, I'm used to being chained to my desk. But I'm also used to walking with my sister and having coffee a couple of times a week, I'm used to getting massage for my back and wrists, I'm used to having my dad over for lunch and a movie (he's really, really struggling with this enforced stay-at-home-order). I'm used to being able to go out for the occasional dinner or to grab something at the market or to meet a friend for lunch... NOT THAT I DO THESE THINGS A LOT. But I could. That's the difference. :-D
I discovered Zoom the other day! The SO did a Zoom get-together for some book-world friends, and I joined in. It's pretty cool! So I think I might do Zoom with my Patreons? I have to figure out the logistics, but it seems to have real possibility.
What else? I tried out Instacart this week! That's a wonderful service. The SO was going out to grab whatever we needed in the way of fresh produce and dairy, and I started to panic because he's high risk. So, to his disgust, I tried out Instacart and it's great. Even so, I couldn't stop him from running out to get celery this morning. HE CAME BACK WITH BAGS OF GROCERIES AND THEN ADMITTED HE HAD TRIED TO GET WATER AND HAD ALSO GONE TO THREE OTHER STORES.
*sigh*
He brought me flowers, which I suspect is his method of keeping me from yelling at him.
It was only partially successful.
Anyway, God bless the essential workers who are keeping us all glued together. Granted, some of us are better glued together than others.
I'm trying not to watch the news, but here I am watching the news again...
(LOL. Does Trump really expect us to rejoice that he's managed to keep oil prices high? :-D Given the profit margin of oil companies? I'm sorry, I just can't cry too much over the idea of an oil company executive having to take a smaller bonus. Because that's what it's really about. They're not going to preserve jobs. They never do. It's always about the profit margin. ALWAYS. Speaking as a former evil corporate overlord. It's always about the PROFIT margin. Let me reiterate: profit MARGIN.)
But I don't want to veer into politics today. It's Good Friday and I'm grateful to be alive and healthy--and grateful that my loved ones are still alive and healthy. SO I HEAR. I'm grateful for many, many things. Really, in the big picture, California always needs rain, so even the rain is something to be grateful for.
I've been watching a lot of YouTube videos on grooming because... Well, no more facials, no more hair salon, no more nails, no more... Did you know there's a whole world of beauty blogging??? I have learned many interesting things. Like how to perm my eyelashes. Yeah, I'm not kidding!
Anyway. The books are coming along. Slowwwwwwwwly but surely.
I'm reading a lot of vintage mystery right now. What does it say that WW2 seems more comforting than current events? Here's what I've got on my nightstand.
How are you doing? Are you hanging in there? What are you reading?
Friday, April 3, 2020
Love in the Time of Cholera
OR choose your pandemic.
It's true. Crisis really does bring out the best--and worst--in people. Which is why it's good to watch the news, but you have to guard against overload. California has now been locked down since March 19th, and glued-to-the-television is kind of a default.
At first I was watching the presidential briefings, but my screaming and cursing was terrifying the dogs, so I now skip them entirely. I know I'll be watching the recap all evening long as news commentators try to make sense of things like...the government shipping PPE to warehouses WHERE VENDORS WILL THEN SELL THOSE ITEMS FOR PROFIT TO THE VARIOUS STATES--OR EVEN OVERSEAS.
Yeah, you got that right. That much-needed PPE might not even stay in the States if overseas bidders can pay more.
Jesus Christ.
Nothing like making a profit on pandemic.
So, yes, CLOSE YOUR EYES, BABY...
Not to politicize things, but politics are kind of why we're in the fix, we're in.
I'm writing, but it's slow going. It's much easier to tackle stuff like audio compilations and sorting through old manuscripts and reformatting books.
That said, Secret at Skull House will come out at the end of this month. Haunted Heart: Spring will come out probably mid-June. And Bell, Book and Scandal is being moved to the fall, likely Halloween.
According to Amazon--whose preorder policy was apparently designed by a disgruntled schoolmarm (IN MY DAY WE DID OUR HOMEWORK ON TIME OR WE GOT A PITCHFORK IN OUR BACKSIDE!!!)--all my preorders have now been canceled. I can't tell if that's accurate or not. I can still see the pre-order numbers, but that could just be a record of what was there. Maybe if you pre-ordered Secret at Skull House, you can check to see if your order is still live.
They did sort of make allowances for COVID19, but not really. They'll waive the losing-preorders-for-a-year penalty ONE TIME ONLY, but if you've got a number of pre-orders stacked (as I do) it doesn't actually help. Once you miss a deadline, it's the domino effect. Whatever. Amazon wants authors to do pre-orders, but they're so inflexible and impractical in their set up, that I'm actually okay losing them. I compared numbers year to year, and it turns out the years I had pre-orders were no higher in earnings than the years I didn't.
HOWEVER, that cancellation does create a huge inconvenience for readers who think they've ordered the books, think they're coming any minute, and then find out their order was deleted. I'm truly sorry--I did speak on three separate occasions with Amazon, and they just won't budge.
On the bright side, if you pre-ordered elsewhere--or you're in my Patreon group--you're covered.
OH. On the OTHER bright side, Bank of America finally figured out the mysteries of my personal checking account. OH. BUT NOW THEIR WEBSITE WON'T ALLOW ME TO UPDATE MY BUSINESS ACCOUNT INFO. hahahahahahaahaha. I mean... Honest to God. You have to laugh or you'll start hitting your head against the wall.
But I mean, the good thing about a pandemic is it really puts all this other nonsense into perspective. So far my family is still healthy. So far we have a roof over our heads. So far we have enough to eat. So far I have a job. (A job I love.) So far we can pay our bills. It's one day at a time.
In fact, in some ways, it's weirdly relaxing to know you CAN'T go anywhere, can't do anything but stay home and deal with all the things there are to deal with in your own backyard.
It's true. Crisis really does bring out the best--and worst--in people. Which is why it's good to watch the news, but you have to guard against overload. California has now been locked down since March 19th, and glued-to-the-television is kind of a default.
At first I was watching the presidential briefings, but my screaming and cursing was terrifying the dogs, so I now skip them entirely. I know I'll be watching the recap all evening long as news commentators try to make sense of things like...the government shipping PPE to warehouses WHERE VENDORS WILL THEN SELL THOSE ITEMS FOR PROFIT TO THE VARIOUS STATES--OR EVEN OVERSEAS.
Yeah, you got that right. That much-needed PPE might not even stay in the States if overseas bidders can pay more.
Jesus Christ.
Nothing like making a profit on pandemic.
So, yes, CLOSE YOUR EYES, BABY...
Not to politicize things, but politics are kind of why we're in the fix, we're in.
I'm writing, but it's slow going. It's much easier to tackle stuff like audio compilations and sorting through old manuscripts and reformatting books.
That said, Secret at Skull House will come out at the end of this month. Haunted Heart: Spring will come out probably mid-June. And Bell, Book and Scandal is being moved to the fall, likely Halloween.
According to Amazon--whose preorder policy was apparently designed by a disgruntled schoolmarm (IN MY DAY WE DID OUR HOMEWORK ON TIME OR WE GOT A PITCHFORK IN OUR BACKSIDE!!!)--all my preorders have now been canceled. I can't tell if that's accurate or not. I can still see the pre-order numbers, but that could just be a record of what was there. Maybe if you pre-ordered Secret at Skull House, you can check to see if your order is still live.
They did sort of make allowances for COVID19, but not really. They'll waive the losing-preorders-for-a-year penalty ONE TIME ONLY, but if you've got a number of pre-orders stacked (as I do) it doesn't actually help. Once you miss a deadline, it's the domino effect. Whatever. Amazon wants authors to do pre-orders, but they're so inflexible and impractical in their set up, that I'm actually okay losing them. I compared numbers year to year, and it turns out the years I had pre-orders were no higher in earnings than the years I didn't.
HOWEVER, that cancellation does create a huge inconvenience for readers who think they've ordered the books, think they're coming any minute, and then find out their order was deleted. I'm truly sorry--I did speak on three separate occasions with Amazon, and they just won't budge.
On the bright side, if you pre-ordered elsewhere--or you're in my Patreon group--you're covered.
OH. On the OTHER bright side, Bank of America finally figured out the mysteries of my personal checking account. OH. BUT NOW THEIR WEBSITE WON'T ALLOW ME TO UPDATE MY BUSINESS ACCOUNT INFO. hahahahahahaahaha. I mean... Honest to God. You have to laugh or you'll start hitting your head against the wall.
But I mean, the good thing about a pandemic is it really puts all this other nonsense into perspective. So far my family is still healthy. So far we have a roof over our heads. So far we have enough to eat. So far I have a job. (A job I love.) So far we can pay our bills. It's one day at a time.
In fact, in some ways, it's weirdly relaxing to know you CAN'T go anywhere, can't do anything but stay home and deal with all the things there are to deal with in your own backyard.
Friday, March 27, 2020
Ten Things You Can Do to Make Yourself Feel Better Now
Hey there, boys and girls!
Like you, I'm worried and uncertain. I am fortunate enough to be able to work from home, and in theory, so long as I'm able to work, I should have a paycheck. But...it's hard to work right now. The kind of focus and prolonged concentration it takes to write good fiction is similar to that required of an accountant at tax time. It's mentally exhausting, and right now...
My adorable stepdaughter is currently working with COVID19 patients in Quebec. My nephew (youngest of the beloved kidlings) has just been hired to fight wild fires. My mom and dad are in their 80s and in not tip-top health. And on and on my list of worries goes: the SO, my B-I-L, my niece... Heck, ME. The girl who spent all of last year catching every cold and flu circulating. :-D I'm not worried really for myself, but I am so frightened for the people I love, it's hard to catch my breath sometimes.
But you know what? One day at a time.
So here are my Top Ten Things You Can Do to Make Yourself Feel Better Now
1 - Get informed. Ignorance may be bliss, but it will also get you killed. If you think this is all a hoax or being blown out of proportion, okay, but I'm guessing that's because you haven't bothered to actually get informed. You're suffering from Preconceived Ideas. Why not take a few minutes to check out a neutral news source and then see what you think? It's not going to hurt to look, right?
AT THE SAME TIME, if you're glued to your TV, watching the numbers mount, STOP. I'm now limiting my news watching to first thing in the morning--I want to know where we are when the day begins--and the Rachel Maddow show in the evening. And Rachel is not the last thing I watch at night.
You don't want to go to sleep with death and disaster on your mind.
2 - Go outside.
Go for a walk. Work in your garden. Sit on your balcony. YOU CAN DO THIS AND STILL MAINTAIN SOCIAL (PHYSICAL) DISTANCE. You need fresh air. You need sunlight. If you can't go outside, pull back the drapes, open the blinds, open a window for a few minutes. At the minimum, LOOK out the window for a few minutes. I go out in the garden every day and do ONE thing, one chore. Maybe it's straighten out some tangled lights, maybe it's re-pot a plant, maybe it's feed the roses. One little thing. Ten minutes, tops.
3 - Bathe. Groom. Change your clothes.
Hey, you don't want to be dragged off to the ICU looking horrible, right? But seriously, you'll feel better if you make an effort to preserve appearances (I love that phrase: preserve appearance). Play with makeup. Try on clothes you haven't worn for a while--what a great time to clear out your closet. I have learned to do the perfect silver smoky eye--and I have two boxes of clothes to donate.
Speaking of which...
4 - This is the time to tackle all those Home Improvement chores you've been putting off.
I've been meaning to reorganize my bar area and my secondary bedroom closet and the laundry room cupboards and my office. This is a good time for that. (Although, to clean out my office may require the length of two pandemics).
5 - Use your good china.
I made lasagna last night. I don't do a lot of cooking, but I've committed to doing the cooking at least once a week now. It gives the SO a night off--well, two nights off because we're also doing Door Dash once a week to help out our favorite restaurants--and it allows me time to get creative in the kitchen. I served dinner on our good china, crystal, silver... I mean, what AM I preserving all this for if not for us to enjoy? We are eating yummy meals, drinking wine, having dessert, using items that are beautiful and that we love.
6 - Indulge in candles, flowers, reed scent diffusers.
Create a sanctuary for yourself as best you can. I have a fireplace in my bedroom, and I'm using it for an hour or so every night. I'm burning Jo Malone candles. I'm playing soothing music. I'm treasuring my moments of quiet calm. Be kind to yourself. Give yourself some attention. You deserve it.
7 - Stay healthy.
Exercise. Eat right. Take your vitamins. Exercise again. Expand your lung capacity. No, none of this will keep you safe from the virus, but if you're in better health, you have a better chance of beating it without developing secondary infections. This virus is a respiratory illness, so the stronger your lungs, the better for you. As tempting as it may be to eat every cookie in the house, you want to make healthy choices right now.
8 - CHANGE THE CHANNEL.
I mean this literally and figuratively. Read new things. Watch new things. Cook new things. Try something new. Open a coloring book. Fill your brain with new images and new ideas. Hey, why not take the opportunity to learn about something you're curious about or something you wish you knew how to do. This is the perfect opportunity for armchair travel.
9 - Give to a worthy cause.
Instead of giving into the temptation of retail therapy, I've been donating to various charities or organizations I support. I can't sew or I'd be making masks. But what I can do is donate to the causes I believe in. Like No Kid Hungry. Doing something for someone else is a sure way to make yourself feel better.
10 - Keep a good thought.
It's scary out there, yes, but you know what never changes a damned thing? WORRYING. For most of us, the most helpful thing we can do is Stay Home. Stop the Spread. Try to make the most of this time. Try to stay positive. Not in a gosh-it-can't-happen-here! kind of way but in a Make Every Day Count. A lot of what is happening is outside our control. The one thing we can control is our attitude. So let's keep a good thought for ourselves and for each other.
Like you, I'm worried and uncertain. I am fortunate enough to be able to work from home, and in theory, so long as I'm able to work, I should have a paycheck. But...it's hard to work right now. The kind of focus and prolonged concentration it takes to write good fiction is similar to that required of an accountant at tax time. It's mentally exhausting, and right now...
My adorable stepdaughter is currently working with COVID19 patients in Quebec. My nephew (youngest of the beloved kidlings) has just been hired to fight wild fires. My mom and dad are in their 80s and in not tip-top health. And on and on my list of worries goes: the SO, my B-I-L, my niece... Heck, ME. The girl who spent all of last year catching every cold and flu circulating. :-D I'm not worried really for myself, but I am so frightened for the people I love, it's hard to catch my breath sometimes.
But you know what? One day at a time.
So here are my Top Ten Things You Can Do to Make Yourself Feel Better Now
1 - Get informed. Ignorance may be bliss, but it will also get you killed. If you think this is all a hoax or being blown out of proportion, okay, but I'm guessing that's because you haven't bothered to actually get informed. You're suffering from Preconceived Ideas. Why not take a few minutes to check out a neutral news source and then see what you think? It's not going to hurt to look, right?
AT THE SAME TIME, if you're glued to your TV, watching the numbers mount, STOP. I'm now limiting my news watching to first thing in the morning--I want to know where we are when the day begins--and the Rachel Maddow show in the evening. And Rachel is not the last thing I watch at night.
You don't want to go to sleep with death and disaster on your mind.
2 - Go outside.
Go for a walk. Work in your garden. Sit on your balcony. YOU CAN DO THIS AND STILL MAINTAIN SOCIAL (PHYSICAL) DISTANCE. You need fresh air. You need sunlight. If you can't go outside, pull back the drapes, open the blinds, open a window for a few minutes. At the minimum, LOOK out the window for a few minutes. I go out in the garden every day and do ONE thing, one chore. Maybe it's straighten out some tangled lights, maybe it's re-pot a plant, maybe it's feed the roses. One little thing. Ten minutes, tops.
3 - Bathe. Groom. Change your clothes.
Hey, you don't want to be dragged off to the ICU looking horrible, right? But seriously, you'll feel better if you make an effort to preserve appearances (I love that phrase: preserve appearance). Play with makeup. Try on clothes you haven't worn for a while--what a great time to clear out your closet. I have learned to do the perfect silver smoky eye--and I have two boxes of clothes to donate.
Speaking of which...
4 - This is the time to tackle all those Home Improvement chores you've been putting off.
I've been meaning to reorganize my bar area and my secondary bedroom closet and the laundry room cupboards and my office. This is a good time for that. (Although, to clean out my office may require the length of two pandemics).
5 - Use your good china.
I made lasagna last night. I don't do a lot of cooking, but I've committed to doing the cooking at least once a week now. It gives the SO a night off--well, two nights off because we're also doing Door Dash once a week to help out our favorite restaurants--and it allows me time to get creative in the kitchen. I served dinner on our good china, crystal, silver... I mean, what AM I preserving all this for if not for us to enjoy? We are eating yummy meals, drinking wine, having dessert, using items that are beautiful and that we love.
6 - Indulge in candles, flowers, reed scent diffusers.
Create a sanctuary for yourself as best you can. I have a fireplace in my bedroom, and I'm using it for an hour or so every night. I'm burning Jo Malone candles. I'm playing soothing music. I'm treasuring my moments of quiet calm. Be kind to yourself. Give yourself some attention. You deserve it.
7 - Stay healthy.
Exercise. Eat right. Take your vitamins. Exercise again. Expand your lung capacity. No, none of this will keep you safe from the virus, but if you're in better health, you have a better chance of beating it without developing secondary infections. This virus is a respiratory illness, so the stronger your lungs, the better for you. As tempting as it may be to eat every cookie in the house, you want to make healthy choices right now.
8 - CHANGE THE CHANNEL.
I mean this literally and figuratively. Read new things. Watch new things. Cook new things. Try something new. Open a coloring book. Fill your brain with new images and new ideas. Hey, why not take the opportunity to learn about something you're curious about or something you wish you knew how to do. This is the perfect opportunity for armchair travel.
9 - Give to a worthy cause.
Instead of giving into the temptation of retail therapy, I've been donating to various charities or organizations I support. I can't sew or I'd be making masks. But what I can do is donate to the causes I believe in. Like No Kid Hungry. Doing something for someone else is a sure way to make yourself feel better.
10 - Keep a good thought.
It's scary out there, yes, but you know what never changes a damned thing? WORRYING. For most of us, the most helpful thing we can do is Stay Home. Stop the Spread. Try to make the most of this time. Try to stay positive. Not in a gosh-it-can't-happen-here! kind of way but in a Make Every Day Count. A lot of what is happening is outside our control. The one thing we can control is our attitude. So let's keep a good thought for ourselves and for each other.
Friday, March 20, 2020
What Do We Think of Fanfic Now?
A
conversation between Dal Maclean and Nicole Kimberling
Good morning, Gentle Readers!
I have a special treat for you on the blog today. Two of my favorite writing buddies are here to help promote Dal Maclean's new release Blue on Blue, but instead of doing the usual HEY, IT'S HERE, PLEASE BUY IT approach, Dal and her editor Nicole Kimberling (who happens to be one of my fav mystery writers, by the way) thought it would be a lot more interesting for you (and them!) to just...you know...CHAT about stuff. In this case, about Fanfiction, which is where I first met Dal (The Professionals fandom, for them what cares to know).
And honestly, I love that idea because--let's be honest--we're all starting to blend into the white noise of a million authors trying desperately to hawk their wares at the same moment. More and more, I think that old school approach of personal connection and actual conversation, might ultimately serve us all better.
What do you think?
Anyway, without further adieu, my writing pals Dal Maclean and Nicole Kimberling!
NK: So, DM,
when I was in the process of acquiring your first novel, Bitter Legacy,
we exchanged several letters about your style, inspirations and approach to
fiction writing in general. One thing you mentioned at that time was that you
were drawing your inspiration from a “fanfiction tradition.” I thought it was
fascinating that you had identified fanfic as having its own style and specific
goals so that even when a person was writing original material, such as your
novels for Blind Eye Books, it could be said to be derived from the aesthetic
of fanfic. This was in 2015, when participation in the fanfic community was
still considered déclassé and I found it refreshing that you’d represent for
that writing community so boldly. So for the benefit of Josh’s followers can
you run down your basic concept of the fanfic aesthetic?
DM: Well… I’m
a big admirer of fanfic, and it’s where I started out. As you say it’s always been
looked down on a bit and mocked, maybe
because it’s such a female space, maybe
because it’s by definition ‘amateur’, maybe it’s the ‘fan’ bit. But I suppose I think of it as almost pure in
its ethos of creativity for the sake of it - and actually I suppose, a bit culturally
subversive in the way it takes an official, sanitized narrative and makes it
what it wants. It can definitely be invasive, it can cross too many lines, but I
think my basic concept of the fanfic aesthetic is freedom. It’s kind of red in
tooth and claw, often reeking with angst, untrammeled by rules or ‘thou shalt
nots’. Like a literary wild west with vanishingly few sheriffs.
It used to be
that ‘kink shaming’ was one of the worst things anyone could be accused of in
fanfic and as a result fanfic erotica went to some incredible places. As I
understand it, commercial M/M was sort of the love child of slash fanfic and
conventional MF romance and maybe that fanfic legacy explains the popularity of
shifter and MPreg in M/M? In fanfic that
was everyday stuff for a long time. This all sounds very idealized and we all
know there is some truly, truly terrible fanfic. But some is glorious, and all
produced from and for love.
I think the marriage
of slash fanfic with MF romance though probably brought the Romance Rules to ‘slash’
and with that, several lines that can’t be crossed by writers. I’m definitely
in tune with some of that -- for example I love HEAs because I personally really
disagree with the idea that good writing somehow requires unhappy endings). But I also adore the fanfic attitude to angst
and emotional/romantic challenge and redemption. Characters in fanfic are
allowed to have genuine flaws and behave badly (in and out of their
relationships) for whatever reason, and still remain heroes who can be redeemed.
I think the fanfic audience tends to factor real and flawed heroes into the equation
from the start, perhaps because the original characters showed flaws.
Anyway, that–recognizable
coherent character imperfections, and genuine mistakes which have to be overcome
to reach the HEA, have always been, I admit, catnip to me as a reader and then
as a writer. Angst and genuine redemption and none of the ‘but darling she’s my
sister’ (full credit to Josh Lanyon for that perfect encapsulation of what
fanfic would see as copping out on dramatic conflict). I think the love of a
genuinely hard road for characters created partly by their own mistakes and
natures, not just external obstacles or ‘misunderstandings,’ comes from the
fanfic aesthetic.
I think M/M
romance though even with its fanfic antecedents increasingly wants unflawed,
perfect characters and chafes against heroes who fuck up or aren’t always
‘heroic’ in the strictest sense? Maybe those heroes break the Romance contract?
NK: I think
the trend toward the utterly blameless romantic leads comes from the rise of
YA, tbh. It’s putting that classical ethically unsullied YA hero/ine into an
adult storyline. YA as a genre is really about coming to terms with (or
violently rejecting) the moral ambiguity of adulthood. The reason that those
sorts of characters can become tedious in romance is that romance is about
learning compromise in order to find adult partnership and proceed to build
forward into the world. In traditional het romance that’s manifests as having
children and building the next generation.
I’d argue
that MPreg is a simple extension of that first comes love, then comes marriage,
then comes a baby in a baby carriage progression. A softer version of this can
manifest as a chain of mentoring where, say, the primary couple in book one of
a series rotates into parental “established couple” mode to help the romantic
leads from book two get together, and so on, eventually knitting together large,
extended families of choice.
In other M/M
romances you’ll see the proverbial baby carriage replaced with teaming up to
create something different, like a business, or sports championship or to seize the crown of a fantastical realm
or gain leadership of the shifter pack—or whatever. J
DM: Interestingly
I once read advice from a (mainstream) author that out of all the pieces of
advice I saw, stuck with me: if there’s a bad situation in your story and you
have the chance – *always* make it worse. Always up the ante for your readers. That’s a fanfic
dynamic and I do sort of miss it.
NK: Sure—I
mean it’s a dynamic of good storytelling in general. In fanfic though you’re
allowed to jump the shark in spectacular ways that—even when kinda dumb—can be
really enjoyable on a, “woah, you really went there . . . bold move, my friend!” level.
DM: Of course
with fanfic you’re playing with other people’s toys in a ready created universe
which your audience already knows and loves which is a different starting point
to original fiction. But I think that – writing fanfic - does give you the
drive to know your characters inside out, and that moves on to the ones you subsequently
create. In fanfic you’re using characters you already know inside out – other
people did the work on that - so you have a fair idea what they’d do in any
situation. Maybe that helps drill fanfic writers to prioritize character
integrity over plot because a fanfic audience will always know what each
character would do in a given situation? Or maybe I’m romanticizing it? I think
its good training anyway.
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What do you
think as largely a non fanficcer? Do you see anything left in M/M romance of
fanfic antecedents?
NK: I think
the main thing I see is the urge among fanfic writers to humanize flat,
one-dimensional or perfunctory characters, especially characters who are
presented as villains. That’s come through very strongly into M/M where we see
characters who are much more morally ambiguous than we’d normally see in
mainstream romance.
DM: That’s a
really good point. Often the characters that fanfic authors start out with have
potential that isn’t realized in the original work. Or those morally ambiguous
characters or complex bad guys can be the ones that capture the imagination of
writers and make them want to probe deeper and expose new layers to them, like…
The Penguin and The Riddler in Gotham
for example? Or Chevalier de Lorraine and Monsieur in Versailles – morally complex.
NK: God, I
loves me some good nygmobblepot fan art
. . .
* drifts away briefly to search the hashtag on
Tumblr for new stuff *
Er . . . ahem . . . anyway, back to fanfic: what do
you think An Archive of Our Own’s recent Hugo win means for fiction writing
going forward?
DM: Well… I
don’t know. I mean I think it’s a brilliant achievement . And its mainstream
recognition for the power and reach of fanfic, but maybe that’s not what fanfic’s
about. I think what MM has shown is that the mainstream embrace *can* overwhelm
what fanfic is, rather than the other way round.
Do you think
it’s a good thing – that it increases respect or credibility for fanfic?
NK: Well, the
Hugo is awarded by a popular vote so what it shows is that fanfic participation
has grown to actually BE mainstream—at least in the speculative fiction
community. We all have either written fanfic or had a dozen friends who did.
Fun
Fact: the first piece of fiction I ever edited was a K/S slash piece for the
“First Time” zine. So in a way I got my start in fanfic too, just as an editor,
rather than a writer.
DM:
Robin Hood!!!! I remember reading those!
NK: Yeah, I
was pretty terrible at constructively communicating then—I had yet to develop
my charming bedside manner. (lol)
DM: Well
you’re bloody good now. And your bedside manner is just what this fanfic
dilettante needs to whip her into shape. Actually… that sounds a bit fanficcy.
NK: Now that
you’re an author and you have fans of your own pitching ideas for your
characters has your perspective changed?
DM: I honestly
can’t think of anything more flattering as an author than creating characters
or a universe that readers love and are inspired by sufficiently to want to write
about them or draw them. I don’t think
there can be a greater complement than that as a writer. It's certainly what spurred me to write fanfic
– and write creatively for the first time – falling in love with certain characters
and universes, and becoming frustrated by having their story limited to what
was handed down by the writers and actors.
To answer
your question properly, a couple of people who read Blue On Blue early
on and understood that the story as I told it was now largely over instantly
came up with some amazingly clever storyline ideas for some of the side
characters. Not least a fizzing start of a fic with Pez (from Object of Desire) and Mark Nimmo (from
OOD and Bitter Legacy). I absolutely
love all that.
But then some
(usually very big) authors do get upset by fanfic. Can you understand that? I’m
asking because I struggle to.
NK: I think
probably its because there are fan writers who overstep or even reverse the
intention of a story. And because there is a tendency among fanfic writers to
equate fanfic that is based on a television show which has several writers, in
addition to producers etc., and is therefore already a shared-universe kind of
model, with stories written by a single author for a single intent.
After bearing
the burden of single-handedly creating those hundred thousand words or so, it
can be insulting to have somebody show up and essentially say, “your version of
your story was okay but look! I made it better by undoing what you did!”
(Especially if the fanficcer is particularly tacky or lacks social skills in
the first place.)
And there is
the ever-enduring question of ownership of a fandom, as we’ve seen played out
in the Star Wars universe and more
recently the Harry Potter fandom.
But I think
that most fanfic is written from a place of admiration and a desire to
participate in an author’s world. So, if an author cringes at the notion of
another person impuring their undiluted concepts and vision with fan stories,
fan art, video homages, mood boards, character alignment charts and the like,
then that author must ask themselves whether they are ready to participate in
public storytelling. Because if you have success, you will have all these
things in addition to reviews, criticism and even . . . the dreaded specter of editorial input.
DM: Ha! Yeah
that sounds fair.
NK: So,
Gentle Readers, do you have thoughts about fanfic? Please comment below! We’d
love to have a chat with you!
================================
Dal Maclean comes from Scotland. Her background is in
journalism, and she has an undying passion for history, the more gossipy
and scandalous the better. Dal has lived in Asia and worked all over the world,
but home is now the UK. She dislikes the Tragic Gay trope, but loves imperfect
characters, unreliable narrators and genuine emotional conflict in romantic
fiction. As an author, and a reader, she believes it’s worth a bit of work to
reach a happy ending. Agatha Christie, English gardens and ill-advised
cocktails are three fatal weaknesses, though not usually at the same time. Her
first book, 'Bitter
Legacy' was a 2017 Lambda Literary Award finalist (Mystery), and
was chosen by the American Libraries Association for their 2018 Over the
Rainbow Recommended Books List.
Nicole Kimberling is a novelist and the senior editor at
Blind Eye Books. Her first novel, Turnskin,
won the Lambda Literary Award. Other works include the Bellingham Mystery Series,
set in the Washington town where she resides with her wife of thirty years as
well as an ongoing cooking column for Lady
Churchill’s Rosebud Wristlet. She is also the creator and writer of
“Lauren Proves Magic is Real!” a serial fiction podcast, which explores the
day-to-day case files of Special Agent Keith Curry, supernatural food
inspector.
Tuesday, March 17, 2020
Happy St. Paddy's!
It's a quiet day today. We are, er, Celebrating in Place. ;-) I'll be working, the SO is playing his favorite Irish bands and bringing me Irish coffees when he thinks of it (one more coffee and I won't be sleeping for a month).
I'll just leave it with this very lovely poem by one of Ireland's most famous poets, William Butler Yeats.
Lake Isle of Innisfree
I will arise and go now, and go to Innisfree,
And a small cabin build there, of clay and wattles made;
Nine bean rows will I have there, a hive for the honey bee,
And live alone in the bee-loud glade.
And I shall have some peace there, for peace comes dropping slow,
Dropping from the veils of the morning to where the cricket sings;
There midnight’s all a glimmer, and noon a purple glow,
And evening full of the linnet’s wings.
I will arise and go now, for always night and day
I hear lake water lapping with low sounds by the shore;
While I stand on the roadway, or on the pavements grey,
I hear it in the deep heart’s core.
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