I guess -- before anyone gets too carried away by
possibilities -- I’d better pull the sheet off and show you what lies beneath.
Some of you will love this idea. Some of you will hate it. A number will think
I’m crazy. And one or two people will throw a fit because it’s print only.
Yes, it is going to be print only because it is not
feasible, with the technology I currently possess, for this to be an ebook.
Sorry. I’m not saying we won’t get there one day, but for now. Print only.
And what is this crazy print only endeavor I’m cooking up? It’s
called Stranger Things Have Happened,
and…well, it’s an Adrien English gamebook. As in a Choose Your Own Adventure novel. Only we call it a Write Your
Own Damn Story novel.
The gamebook is based on Fatal
Shadows. It does not in any way tamper with the end of the series OR even the
end of Fatal Shadows -- unless you
choose for it to do so. If you want to follow the pre-existing plot for Fatal Shadows, it shall be so. But if
you wonder what might have happened had Adrien skipped lunch at Claude’s and
been in Cloak and Dagger when it was ransacked…well, you can choose that
storyline. OR what if Adrien had decided to go sleuthing at the Ball and Chain
leather club that Riordan frequented? You can choose that storyline. Or maybe
you wonder what would have happened if a pirate ship had suddenly appeared on
the horizon? Yes, there is that storyline too.
Now as in any CYOA story, these are just brief explorations
of possibilities, but I think you’ll find them as amusing as I do writing them.
I'm hoping to have it available for order in time for Christmas. Buuuut things are starting to get pretty chaotic at Chez Lanyon (and we haven't even made it through Thanksgiving yet). So...mid to late December is probably the reality.
I'm hoping to have it available for order in time for Christmas. Buuuut things are starting to get pretty chaotic at Chez Lanyon (and we haven't even made it through Thanksgiving yet). So...mid to late December is probably the reality.
Here’s a taste:
Cops before breakfast. Before coffee even. As if Mondays aren’t bad
enough.
After last night it’s not a total
surprise.
Oh,
but first things first. You are a thirty-two-year-old Los
Angeles bookstore owner. You’re reasonably successful
despite the fact that these are hard times for indie bookstores, and you
recently sold your first novel Murder
Will Out to a small press. That’s about it for your professional life. Your
personal life…well, you don’t have a personal life, let’s face it.
Your
college sweetheart walked out years ago because you’ve got a bum ticker and he
didn’t want to take a chance on getting saddled with, well, you. Not that he
didn’t love you and everything.
Did
I mention you are gay?
Anyway.
Cops.
Standing outside Cloak and Dagger Books at this very second—crowding the
welcome mat and leaning on the buzzer.
For
God’s sake. It’s not even seven in the morning. Whatever this is, it’s not good
news.
You stumble
downstairs, unlock the glass front doors, shove back the ornate security gate
and let them in: two plainclothes detectives.
They identify themselves with a show of
badges. Detective Chan is older, paunchy, a little rumpled, smelling of Old
Spice and cigarettes as he brushes by you. The other one, Detective Riordan, is
big and blond, with a neo-Nazi haircut and tawny eyes. Your gut clenches as you
meet those cold, light eyes. Call it instinct. Call it premonition.
“I’m
afraid we have some bad news for you, Mr. English,” Detective Chan says.
You already know what
he’s going to say. His face—that professionally neutral expression—is a
giveaway. You don’t risk another look at Riordan. He makes you nervous though
you’re not normally the nervous type. You head for your office in the back of
the bookstore, and you keep walking as Chan finishes, “…concerning an employee
of yours. A Mr. Robert Hersey.”
The
cops tell you that Robert, who in addition to being your employee is your
oldest—and once closest—friend, has been stabbed to death in the alley behind
his West Hollywood apartment.
That’s
the bad news. There is no good news. They start asking you questions about your
relationship with Robert. You stick to the bare facts as much as possible and
volunteer no information. You’ve been selling mystery novels long enough to
know that much.
“Were you lovers?”
Chan glances at Riordan. Riordan must be the guy in charge.
“No.”
“But you are homosexual?” Riordan never blinks, his gaze never veers.
“I’m gay. What of it?”
“And Hersey was homosexual?” In a
minute they’re going to bring up the argument at the Blue Parrot. You consider
refusing to answer any more questions without your lawyer present. But that’s
liable to look guilty, right? That’s what the cops on TV always say.
You keep fencing and they keep
probing, trying to find the weak spot in your defense, and then finally—FINALLY—they
leave, promising to keep in touch. That’s copspeak for you’re not fooling anyone, English. Before he walks out the door,
that asshole Riordan picks up an empty Tab can and throws it in the wrong trash
bin. Well, when you own the entire fucking planet, you don’t need to worry
about recycling.
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If you decide to immediately call
your lawyer, turn to page 10
If you decide a shower and some coffee would be a good idea,
turn to page 14
What do you think? Even the simplest decisions might now
change the fates of Adrien English and Jake Riordan. YOU DECIDE.
And just to add to the fun and festivities, the wonderfully
talented Catherine Dair is supplying art for the cover AND
a few illustrations. Here’s a peek at the gorgeous cover panel.