I invited Z.A. to stop by and amuse the troops, and she turned the tables on me and dragged me into the interview room too!
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Hi Josh! Thanks for having me over
here chez vous today! A lot of people probably know this by now, but you’re
actually the reason I established an Internet blog presence. (I’m sure people
are lining up to send you thank you cards. NOT)
I joined LiveJournal to read those
posts you used to write about writers, writing, and the work you were doing
back then. You were right in the middle of Adrien English and just starting to
explore the world of Romance… I think I came in right around the release of The Dark Horse, and of course that led
me to read the book The Charioteer by
Mary Renault.
I looked to you and other
successful writers like you back then for book recommends, writing tips, moral
support, and a shoulder to cry on and you have always been so generous. Not
only with me, but with all the people in your sphere of influence. So thanks
for everything you’ve done, I wish I could be as good a mentee as you’ve been
at mentoring me, but hey…I can only do what I can do…
I guess you can’t blame the path
for the people on it… *snorts*
Today I thought I’d do an interview
format, and see if you’ll answer too…
Three Interview Questions You’re
Not Expecting.
Three Books On A Desert Island -- This
is like Marry, Kill or Shag only with books. You’ve got nothing to do, you have
nothing to burn, and you have no toilet paper. What you do have is three books
from tenth grade English. Fahrenheit 451, A Tale of Two Cities, and A Separate
Peace. Read, burn, er...utilize in another way. Go...
ZAM - Are there no leaves on this
island? Is there no driftwood? Must I??? Really, must I????
Okay, if I must, I’d have to say,
it just seems fitting to burn Fahrenheit 451, doesn’t it? I’ve read it, and I
enjoyed it, but it’s not going to keep me warm unless I burn it.
A Tale of Two Cities? Yep. I’m
keeping that one. Not because I love a Separate Peace any less, but because if
I’m going to spend all my time crying on a desert island, I’m going to do it
with a longer read. It will take more of my time to get through A Tale of Two
Cities than to read A Separate Peace, but the outcome is going to be the same:
red swollen eyes, sobbing and despair. But at least at the end of A Tale of Two
Cities, it will be a noble kind of despair.
True, and somewhat funny/sad story.
On my daughter’s 10th grade language arts syllabus, right on the
top, the teacher put the 1 (800) number for the Teen Suicide Prevention
Hotline. It was almost as if they took a look at books like A Separate Peace, A
Tale of Two Cities, Of Mice and Men, The Brute, Medea, Frankenstein, and
Antigone and thought, wait…
:-(
Awww. I love A Separate Peace. I get choked up just thinking about it! I’m
saving that. Anyway, I’m probably saving all of them because apparently I’m going
to be dying of starvation and exposure quite soon anyway, so I’ll need
something to take my mind off it. Reading and bracing sea baths. If I do break
down, the first book I eat will be Fahrenheit
451, as I’ve always found it a lot to digest.
;-D
What will you bring for the
coming cowboy apocalypse? Forget Zombies, the Cowboys are coming.
Here’s what I’m bringing:
Texas
Caviar
1/2 onion finely diced
1/2 cup each finely diced red and
green bell peppers
1 bunch green onions finely chopped
(white part and some green)
1 basket cherry tomatoes, quartered
2 jalapeno peppers seeded and
finely chopped (wear gloves, please)
1 T. fresh oregano chopped
3 T. minced garlic
2 cups vinaigrette
3 cans (15 ounce) black eyed peas
rinsed and drained
1 can black beans
Combine all ingredients and let
marinate in the refrigerator overnight. Serve with tortilla chips and lots of
beer.
Funny/true story. My husband bought
a bag of “UCLA corn chips” at Christmas. This did nothing to amuse my UCSC and UCI
students, despite the fact that they were blue and gold, the correct colors for
both my kids’ schools. Apparently they tasted, “Of betrayal.”
Josh, what are you bringing to the
Cowboy Apocalypse?
Oh man, I LOVE that Texas Caviar
stuff. One reason I prefer zombies to cowboys is they don’t care about the hors
d’oeuvres. MORE FOR ME.
Well, let’s see. You may be surprised to hear I spent several formative summers with cowboys. Elderly cowboys, yes, but cowboys nonetheless. So I am bringing what I know cowboys love. A twelve-pack of Coors beer (I know, I know!!) and the hottest freaking chili I can find.
I don’t eat chili though, so I will ask our readers to supply me with some good chili recipes. Anybody have a good chili recipe out there? Best chili recipe ever? Come on!
And finally, which of your characters would survive a round of no-holds-barred
dodgeball?
Out of all my characters, I think
the winner would be Yamane from Drawn Together. Yamane’s tough. He’s resilient.
I wrote him to be a true badass, deep down. I’m always likely to pick the
little guy to win -- the underdog, the one who’s a little outmanned and
outgunned but never outsmarted. That’s just how I like things, so naturally,
I’m going to pick the most unlikely character and let him win it all.
Apologies to Samuel Colt, but
fiction is the great equalizer. In my work, I have the opportunity to right all
the world’s wrongs (as I see them) and settle old scores through the characters
I create. So look out, ballers. Yamane is coming atcha.
Josh? Which of your guys is the
biggest badass.
Hmm. I was going to let Taylor MacAllister from the Dangerous Ground series take this one; he’s good at sports and is definitely a bad ass, but then I thought noooo, let’s let a
Thank you to Z.A. for stopping by -- and here's wishing her another bestseller!